وزیر بننے کا آسان فارمولا

[Kashif Rafiq]

وزیر بننے کا آسان فارمولا

رؤف کلاسرا کا کالمـ - وزیر بننے کا آسان فارمولا 2019-06-09 کو روزنامہ دنیا میں شائع ہوا۔ پڑھنے کے لیے کلک کریں

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[saqiwa]

کلاسرا صاحب آپ بھی کبھی کبھی بہکی بہکی باتیں کرتے ہیں، جس طرح ہر ٹی وی چینل کو پانچ دس وہ اینکر اور صحافی رکھنے پڑتے ہیں جو سرعال بھی اور کھلے عام بھی لفافے پاکٹ میں ڈالتے ہیں اور جس طرح ٹی وی اور اخبار مالکان یہ کہتے ہیں کہ ، جی اب ایسے صھافی کہاں سے لائیں جن کی جیب چھوٹی ہو ہمیں ان سے ہی گزارہ چلانا پڑتا ہے اسی طرح عمران خان کے پاس بھی ملک کا ایسا کوئی علاقہ نہیں جہاں سے انسانوں کی شکل میں فرشتے رہتے ہوں اور وہ ان کو وہاں سے لے آئے۔
ستر برس میں پہلے آپ کے باپ نے اس کے بعد آپ نے ان ہی کو بھگتا ہے بلکہ جناب اور جناب کے پاک صاف صافی ساتھیوں نے تو الطاف بھائی کو بھگتا ہے اور آپ لوگوں کے حلق سے سانس نہیں نکلتا تھا۔
لیکن جناب اب پاکستان میں ہر عہدہ پر انسانی شکلوں میں فرشتے دیکھنا چاہتے ہیں۔
مرضی ہے آپ کی، کلاسرا صاحب ،، انڈے دیں یا بچے۔​

 

[Salazar67]

PTI GOVERNMENT MUST take steps and set an example, as the first civilian government who has and will hang traitors for corruption in Pakistan.

It MUST follow the Pak Army steps in rendering Justice to corrupt politicians who have LOOTED Pakistan and HAVE not stopped yet.

Public hanging live on PTV for awam pleasure that justice will be served no matter what may come.

PTI MUST become the first civilian government who will execute a MOST corrupt women in Pakistan, Maryam Safdar.

People who must die.

The list of who's who. With titles of corruption MONEY laundering and treason in Pakistan.

Maryam Safdar. ( NAIQA)

Hamza Shahbaz ( SERIAL RAPIST OF PUNJAB)

Nawaz Shareef ( SERIOUSLY JAHIL KING OF MONEY LAUNDERING)

Captain Safdar ( CORRUPT SPERM DONOR)

Zardaree ( 5 FEET 4 INCHES OF PURE CORRUPTION AND MASS MURDER)

Gay Bilawal. ( CONFUSED GENDER ISSUES QUEER)

FAZLU ( CHILD RAPIST PURE EVIL FRAUD MULLAH)

Altaf ( SLUM BORN MILLIONAIRE MASS MURDERER TERRORIST)

Meter Shah ( PHALIAMUNTH BIGGEST LAND GRABBING DAKOO WITH 56 BILLION IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT.)

Adee Zardaree ( UGLY FEMALE VERSION OF ZARDAREE CORRUPT TO THE CORE)

Asfand Wali ( 5 GRADE EDUCATION, YET A BILLIONAIRE)

All the traitors ANCHORS of MEDIA.

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JAK

 

[Nightcrawl]

Yes it's time to recover billions of dollars from these corrupts and get rid of imf for good

 

[Diesel]

inko pagal kuttay ki mot mara jaye

 

[First Strike]

Recover money from these morons then shoot them and leave their filthy bodies for dogs

 

[fawad ali]

Hoe many Army generals.hanged for corruption yet in 70 years history? What example are you talking about.
In Pakistan everyone is corrupt but only a selected few will be punished not.because they are corrupt but because they disgree to the powerful establishment.

 

[Islamabadiya]

Hoe many Army generals.hanged for corruption yet in 70 years history? What example are you talking about.
In Pakistan everyone is corrupt but only a selected few will be punished not.because they are corrupt but because they disgree to the powerful establishment.

That’s why I suggested that let’s set an example and hang the civilians (after recovering money) SIDE BY SIDE with corrupt establishment guys
This will be very beneficial for our country

 

[insouciant]

It's never too late!

An army professional is a custodian of national secrets and the conviction of espionage is death sentence!

A government official is the custodian of the national assets and treasury and conviction of corruption should be death sentence too!!

 

[islamabadi]

PTI GOVERNMENT MUST take steps and set an example, as the first civilian government who has and will hang traitors for corruption in Pakistan.

It MUST follow the Pak Army steps in rendering Justice to corrupt politicians who have LOOTED Pakistan and HAVE not stopped yet.

Public hanging live on PTV for awam pleasure that justice will be served no matter what may come.

PTI MUST become the first civilian government who will execute a MOST corrupt women in Pakistan, Maryam Safdar.

People who must die.

The list of who's who. With titles of corruption MONEY laundering and treason in Pakistan.

Maryam Safdar. ( NAIQA)

Hamza Shahbaz ( SERIAL RAPIST OF PUNJAB)

Nawaz Shareef ( SERIOUSLY JAHIL KING OF MONEY LAUNDERING)

Captain Safdar ( CORRUPT SPERM DONOR)

Zardaree ( 5 FEET 4 INCHES OF PURE CORRUPTION AND MASS MURDER)

Gay Bilawal. ( CONFUSED GENDER ISSUES QUEER)

FAZLU ( CHILD RAPIST PURE EVIL FRAUD MULLAH)

Altaf ( SLUM BORN MILLIONAIRE MASS MURDERER TERRORIST)

Meter Shah ( PHALIAMUNTH BIGGEST LAND GRABBING DAKOO WITH 56 BILLION IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT.)

Adee Zardaree ( UGLY FEMALE VERSION OF ZARDAREE CORRUPT TO THE CORE)

Asfand Wali ( 5 GRADE EDUCATION, YET A BILLIONAIRE)

All the traitors ANCHORS of MEDIA.

You can add subtract. View comments.
JAK

It will be far easier to hang Salazar for spreading corruption on siasat.pk

 

[Enlightened10]

PTI GOVERNMENT MUST take steps and set an example, as the first civilian government who has and will hang traitors for corruption in Pakistan.

It MUST follow the Pak Army steps in rendering Justice to corrupt politicians who have LOOTED Pakistan and HAVE not stopped yet.

Public hanging live on PTV for awam pleasure that justice will be served no matter what may come.

PTI MUST become the first civilian government who will execute a MOST corrupt women in Pakistan, Maryam Safdar.

People who must die.

The list of who's who. With titles of corruption MONEY laundering and treason in Pakistan.

Maryam Safdar. ( NAIQA)

Hamza Shahbaz ( SERIAL RAPIST OF PUNJAB)

Nawaz Shareef ( SERIOUSLY JAHIL KING OF MONEY LAUNDERING)

Captain Safdar ( CORRUPT SPERM DONOR)

Zardaree ( 5 FEET 4 INCHES OF PURE CORRUPTION AND MASS MURDER)

Gay Bilawal. ( CONFUSED GENDER ISSUES QUEER)

FAZLU ( CHILD RAPIST PURE EVIL FRAUD MULLAH)

Altaf ( SLUM BORN MILLIONAIRE MASS MURDERER TERRORIST)

Meter Shah ( PHALIAMUNTH BIGGEST LAND GRABBING DAKOO WITH 56 BILLION IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT.)

Adee Zardaree ( UGLY FEMALE VERSION OF ZARDAREE CORRUPT TO THE CORE)

Asfand Wali ( 5 GRADE EDUCATION, YET A BILLIONAIRE)

All the traitors ANCHORS of MEDIA.

You can add subtract. View comments.
JAK

Well said.. ?????

 

[Scholar1]

Hoe many Army generals.hanged for corruption yet in 70 years history? What example are you talking about.
In Pakistan everyone is corrupt but only a selected few will be punished not.because they are corrupt but because they disgree to the powerful establishment.

LAANAT TARAY PAR HINDU MEDAI CELL KAY KANGER DALLAY

 

[Salazar67]

Hoe many Army generals.hanged for corruption yet in 70 years history? What example are you talking about.
In Pakistan everyone is corrupt but only a selected few will be punished not.because they are corrupt but because they disgree to the powerful establishment.

A JAHIL murderer of English language. Fawad Faloodah of Krishenagar.