Urdu paragraph to English paragraph

[Wadaich]

:lol::lol:

کوئی دو شیزہ ملے بھی تو یار تاکہ تجربہ کروں
اگر کچھ نہ کرسکا تو ترجمہ تو کروا ہی لونگا
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Like an old man said: Sex at my age is just down to handshake any way.[hilar][hilar]

Chachoo lagta hay jab aap par waqat tha aap ko us waqt bhi dosheeza nahi mili ho gi............Ab ki to baat hi chooriyaee. The old whose golden words U have quoted must be U :lol:

 

[Wadaich]

[hilar][hilar]

نہیں جی

بڑھیا ڈالوں تو دو شیزہ نکلے
:lol:
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Ab Chachi Masoomah ki jan lo gay kia:(​

 

[gazoomartian]

Chachoo when did you get the thingy called brain[hilar][hilar][hilar]

Last weekend, why you ask? Want their address so you could get some as well?

 

[gazoomartian]

Chachoo lagta hay jab aap par waqat tha aap ko us waqt bhi dosheeza nahi mili ho gi............Ab ki to baat hi chooriyaee. The old whose golden words U have quoted must be U :lol:

on this I just remembered this laughter lol


A neighbor called 911 and sent the police to next door. The cops broke the lock and entered the premises.

Much to their amaze, they noticed that an old, perhaps 90, 95 years old, is trying to have his way with a 30 old woman. he is holding on to her tight while she is trying her best slip out from underneath the old maniac.

The cops could not the bear the scene, thought have a little chat instead of arresting the old guy.


Cop: Grandma! stop it!! do you know what you doing? You are 90, she is may be 30

Old man: Well so what? If she dies, she dies [hilar][hilar]

now salam, I am off to bed on that note. Hopefully fairy will send a 30 yo in bed for me (bigsmile)(bigsmile)

 

[Saboo]

se

ملک صاحب دو دھاری تلوار نہ چلائیں. یہ آپ بار بار لفظ تھکے ہووے استمال کر رہے ہیں یا ٹھکے ہووے؟​

Mera mutlab pehlay wala he tha lekin
Wullah aap ka nikala hua mutlab bhi khub hay
Yeh ub purrhnay walay per munhusir hay keh woh kia lay.
Agar chore ki dahrri mein tinka hay to doosra wurna pehla.

Baad mein khial aya keh thukai ki wujah se bhi hazrat thukay huay ho suktay hein
:lol:
:)

 

[Wadaich]

Last weekend, why you ask? Want their address so you could get some as well?

(yapping)(yapping)(yapping)(yapping)

No ThanX. I had it built in. :)

 

[gazoomartian]

No ThanX. I had it built in.(yapping)(yapping)(yapping)(yapping)

prepacked stale brain eh? Its obvious LOL

anyways salam shab bekhair

 

[Wadaich]

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now salam, I am off to bed on that note. Hopefully fairy will send a 30 yo in bed for me (bigsmile)(bigsmile)

Yeh people nearing the next world can have sweet dreams about Hoori things:)

 

[omerkashmiri]

Yeh people nearing the next world can have sweet dreams about Hoori things:)

sweet dreams or wet dreams?

 

[Saboo]

sweet dreams or wet dreams?

Sweet as well as wet, but it is not what you think.
At this age, it consists of a little smoke, a piece of siparri
and a couple of drops of tea ( which makes it sweet and wet ):lol:

 

[Justuju]

Translating Urdu to English اردو سے انگریزی ترجمہ

Salaam.

Have You tried the Google Translate?

Goto: http://www.translate.google.com

Note that the translation would require some tune ups.

Regards.

Hashim Syed Mohammad bin Qasim, Justuju

does any one know a translation software from Urdu to English paragraph?

I should be able to paste a para in English and get the translated result.

i already know google transliteration.

Salam

gazoo

 

[famamdani]

Just for you Khan saheb

خوش آمدید از طرف
متحدہ محبان وطن

 

[Saboo]

Ab Chachi Masoomah ki jan lo gay kia:(

Chachu itnay bholay bhi nahin!
Jan kay ilawa bhi bahut kuch lia ja sukta hat.;)

 

[gazoomartian]

Re: Translating Urdu to English اردو سے انگریزی ترجمہ

Salaam.

Have You tried the Google Translate?

Goto: http://www.translate.google.com

Note that the translation would require some tune ups.

Regards.

Hashim Syed Mohammad bin Qasim, Justuju

yes I have, it didnt do a good job

 

[Wadaich]

Chachu itnay bholay bhi nahin!
Jan kay ilawa bhi bahut kuch lia ja sukta hat.;)

Aap seedha seedha Chachoo peh shak kar rahay hein is kay nitaij ka pata hay aap ko:13:

 

[gazoomartian]

خوش آمدید از طرف
متحدہ محبان وطن

محبان محب کا جمع ہے اور محبانان جمع ا لجمع ہے یعنی پورا ملک
جیسے خبر کی جمع اخبار اور اخبارات جمع ا لجمع ہے
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[Wadaich]

Sweet as well as wet, but it is not what you think.
At this age, it consists of a little smoke, a piece of siparri
and a couple of drops of tea ( which makes it sweet and wet ):lol:

[MENTION=8825]gazoomartian[/MENTION] Oyaee Chachoo dushmano ko pehchaano:lol: Mein akaila aap ka difah kar raha hoon.

 

[Saboo]

Aap seedha seedha Chachoo peh shak kar rahay hein is kay nitaij ka pata hay aap ko:13:

Nataij to chachu kay haan he niklein gay, ub kuch butayein to

 

[Saboo]

@gazoomartian Oyaee Chachoo dushmano ko pehchaano:lol: Mein akaila aap ka difah kar raha hoon.

Lugta hay pehchan lia hay tubhi aapka jawab nadarud!

 

[Wadaich]

Nataij to chachu kay haan he niklein gay, ub kuch butayein to

"Shakaiat" laganay wala lateefah suna howa hay? Agar nahi to PM karon???