MY TWITs TO PATAFI AND MARVI MEMON: RIGHT ON THE MARK

pcdoc24x7

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: My Twitter War with Status Quo mainly Maryam Baji

bhai to aap ko kharish hai to bana lain aap bhi thread ... jaan kiyon jaa rahee hai tumhari. I don't care about followers...I just want people who cannot be with Imran physically to expose these patwaris on social media. Don't assume... I am sure you have heard the famous saying about that. ;-)

is main aapne kaunsa teer maar liya hai bhai?????????????????

admin plzz delete or merge this aajkal g*and main bhi kharish ho to thread bana lete hain ye
 

amir_ali

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
roads were blocked, did not need to take the crane as they were not stopped by containers, gas mask was not present because there was no tear gas. they do not need to over throw the government,they get down themselves if there is a prove about there lying or proven corrupt not like us.

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif]NS did not ask for shooting in model town,he did not call army chief to intervene,he do not have control on SS josh e khitabat,he do not have control on his parties gullu butts,he is not answerable for any corruption,He cannot answer a journalist ahson Iqbal have to help him,he cannot stand infront of US/India ...our honourable Prime minister of our GREAT PAKISTAN[/FONT]

Gov overthrow sae shru karo
 

dilavar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Gov overthrow sae shru karo

سلام علیکم بھائی جان - مجھے آپ کی بلکل سمجھ نہی لگتی. آپ یھاں ہوتے ہو بھی لیکن محسوس نہی ہوتے

کون ہو تم ؟ کہاں ہو اور کیا ہو؟
 

crankthskunk

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Pakistan ki Qadar karne k liye main kia karon ?????

Aqqal ko , Dimaagh ko , Siasi Samajh boojh ko Side par kar doon aur PMLN ko NON STOP critisize karoon ?????

tab aap jaise loogon ko sakoon aai ga ??

Pakistan ki maujoauda Haalat ka responsible Nawaz nahi Army hai

I think, you read my posts but do not understand them. First of all I criticize all thugs and looters not PMLN's one. I make same comments about Zardari and Bilawal what I make against Sharifs. I am against corruption, no matter who it is.
Start to be honest about your country, criticise thieves who have looted Pakistan with both hands. That would be a good start. Because most of Pakistan's problems are because of theft of national resources and corruption.
 

crankthskunk

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
بھائی جان اگر لینی بھی پڑی ہو تو اس میں شرمانے کی کیا بات ہے. دوسرے دیس میں سیکنڈ کلاس شہری ہونا اپنے ملک میں شان و شوکت کی زندگی سے بہتر ہے. میں تو حیران ہوتا ہوں کے ہمہارے ملک کے بےغیرت کیسے اچھا کھانا تک ہضم کر سکتے ہیں جبکے ساٹھ فیصد لوگوں کو دو وقت کی سادہ روٹی نہی نصیب ہوتی. اسلام آباد جیسے شہر میں چھوٹے بچے آپ کو ڈھیر مسے کھانے کے ذرات تلاش کرتے اور بے یار و مدد گار ملین گے. حب ال وطنی کی بات کرتے ہیں. جس کا خوانچہ پاکستان میں لگا ہے اس کے تو اگر غیرت اور شرم نہ ہو تو مزے ہیں - مفت کے نوکر چکر اور سلام کیلئے اٹھتے ہوے ہاتھ. ہاں احساس ے کمتری کافی ہے ہم لوگوں میں پاکستان میں ہوں یا باہر. حلانکے ہم اسلام کے ماننے والے ہیں. میں تو یہی سب سے کہتا رہتا ہوں کے اگر الله نے آپ کو کفار کے ملک میں بھیج ہی دیا ہے تو آخری خطبہ ے رسول کو یاد کرو جس میں انہوں نے ہر مسلمان کی ذمہ داری لگائی ہے اس پیغام کو دوسروں تک پہونچانے کی اور میں دیکھتا ہوں کے ہم لوگ یہ کام نہی کر رہے حلانکے یھاں پے کنڈیشنز بھوت رائپ ہیں، صرف میسج اچھے طریقے سے پہونچانا ہے اور اپنا کردار دکھانا ہے

Bhai, koi burai nahi hai. I always speak with everyone with respect unless someone try to be too clever for their own good. But problem with Pakistanis is that they don't stop their lies no matter where ever they are, not even in the West.

I give you one very recent example. Last week while doing my Halal Meat shopping, a new starter at the shop, where I have shopped for years now, asked me am I a Pakistani? I responded to him as usual, yes. He asked from where? I said, I am from the UK. Then I told him I have family in Pakistan though, in most parts of Pakistan, in Karachi as well. He told me he is from Karachi too. I said which part of Karachi? To this question he responded, from Clifton. I just smiled and said OK to him. I didn't wanted him to feel bad, that's why I didn't say anything. I was expecting him to say I am from Defense. But he went for the second choice of Clifton.

The ironic part is that everyone working on meat and other shops, always say they are from Defense etc. I have never come across a poor Pakistani working at the shops. If they were really from Defense they don't have to work at the meat shops like slaves. But then liars don't change their habits so easily.

These two are from the same clan, so I am just having a little bit of fun with them, nothing else. Otherwise, I am generally easy going man. If you ask my wife, she would say I am too chilled.
 

Sohraab

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
I think, you read my posts but do not understand them. First of all I criticize all thugs and looters not PMLN's one. I make same comments about Zardari and Bilawal what I make against Sharifs. I am against corruption, no matter who it is.
Start to be honest about your country, criticise thieves who have looted Pakistan with both hands. That would be a good start. Because most of Pakistan's problems are because of theft of national resources and corruption.

No you are Wrong , most of the problems of Pakistan is bacause army dont want to see a Good , honest and anti american Prime minister in Pakistan , corruption is a minor problem , the bigger problem is that army poke their nose in political matters , they want an obediant servent like a Prime minister , they are the real bone of all contentions in Pakistan , why our Foreign Policy is Pro American ?? the answer is PAKISTAN ARMY , but these things dont understand political idiots like you , you are just mad in the hatred of PMLn aur Zardari Mafia , But you cant see a Bigger picture , hidden hands behind the curten , aur the real culprits who are the Real Show makers and Show Breakers Of Pakistan. brother i feel Sorry for you , you are not the only Political Idiot in Pakistan , This Forum aur Pakistan is Full of People like you
 

crankthskunk

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)

یار یہ ساری باتیں ہو گئی تھیں کیونکہ اقوامِ متحدہ کے ایک ادارے کا نائب سربراہ ہونے کے باوجود بڑی تنگی میں گذر بسر ہوتی تھی، یقین کرو نہاتے وقت کپڑے بھی نہیں ہوتے تھے جسم پر، اوپر سے بلونڈ کنیہائیں چین سے جینے نہیں دیتی تھیں، ہائے ہائے ظالم تجھے کیا پتہ ان عیاشیوں کا۔ ویسے تمہیں تو کوئی مالی پریشانی نہیں ہوتی ہو گی نہ؟؟ میں نے سُنا ہے کالے بڑا خوش رکھتے ہیں اپنے معشوقوں کو؟؟ ابھی تو نام بھی بھول گیا اس کلب کا۔
:lol:

Here we go, I just wrote about Pakistanis bad habit of lies. Here came another one. Chaal baacha jaldi se baata kon se idare me tha tu UN ke. Me bhi tu pata chaloon. Waise aaps ki baat hai, tere bataoon se lagta tu nahi ke tu kabhi high school se bhi age gia ho.

Tu chahee koch likh le, mujhe mere baaree me achi tarah pata hai aur me apni zindgi se bhoot khoosh hoon, Allah SWT ka karam he. Tu jalee ja apne Hassad ki aag me.
 

dilavar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
No you are Wrong , most of the problems of Pakistan is bacause army dont want to see a Good , honest and anti american Prime minister in Pakistan , corruption is a minor problem , the bigger problem is that army poke their nose in political matters , they want an obediant servent like a Prime minister , they are the real bone of all contentions in Pakistan , why our Foreign Policy is Pro American ?? the answer is PAKISTAN ARMY , but these things dont understand political idiots like you , you are just mad in the hatred of PMLn aur Zardari Mafia , But you cant see a Bigger picture , hidden hands behind the curten , aur the real culprits who are the Real Show makers and Show Breakers Of Pakistan. brother i feel Sorry for you , you are not the only Political Idiot in Pakistan , This Forum aur Pakistan is Full of People like you

نواب اپنے خانہ ے بالا کو کسی پرندے کو کراے پر کیوں نہی دے دیتا - خالی پڑا ہے؟
 

Democrate

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Bhai, koi burai nahi hai. I always speak with everyone with respect unless someone try to be too clever for their own good. But problem with Pakistanis is that they don't stop their lies no matter where ever they are, not even in the West.

I give you one very recent example. Last week while doing my Halal Meat shopping, a new starter at the shop, where I have shopped for years now, asked me am I a Pakistani? I responded to him as usual, yes. He asked from where? I said, I am from the UK. Then I told him I have family in Pakistan though, in most parts of Pakistan, in Karachi as well. He told me he is from Karachi too. I said which part of Karachi? To this question he responded, from Clifton. I just smiled and said OK to him. I didn't wanted him to feel bad, that's why I didn't say anything. I was expecting him to say I am from Defense. But he went for the second choice of Clifton.

The ironic part is that everyone working on meat and other shops, always say they are from Defense etc. I have never come across a poor Pakistani working at the shops. If they were really from Defense they don't have to work at the meat shops like slaves. But then liars don't change their habits so easily.

These two are from the same clan, so I am just having a little bit of fun with them, nothing else. Otherwise, I am generally easy going man. If you ask my wife, she would say I am too chilled.

I just have a little Question from you If you do not mind to answer..Why you assume that Guy who was working in the Shop was a liar?
 

Democrate

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
مجھے تو اس بات کی سمجھ ہی نہی ای؟

To be honest,I travelled abroad for few years and I met many Pakistanis youngsters who are millionaire back home but working in shop just to make their own life.
 

crankthskunk

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
I just have a little Question from you If you do not mind to answer..Why you assume that Guy who was working in the Shop was a liar?

For very simple reason. Anyone from Defense wouldn't work in a shop, he would be loaded.
No other reason. I know plenty of people in Defense Karachi, they visit UK regularly, but none of them would work in a meat shop, not in a million years.
 

dilavar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Here we go, I just wrote about Pakistanis bad habit of lies. Here came another one. Chaal baacha jaldi se baata kon se idare me tha tu UN ke. Me bhi tu pata chaloon. Waise aaps ki baat hai, tere bataoon se lagta tu nahi ke tu kabhi high school se bhi age gia ho.

Tu chahee koch likh le, mujhe mere baaree me achi tarah pata hai aur me apni zindgi se bhoot khoosh hoon, Allah SWT ka karam he. Tu jalee ja apne Hassad ki aag me.


بھائی اس سے کیا فرق پڑتا ہے کے وہ اقوام ے متحدہ میں چپڑاسی تھا یا سیکرٹری جنرل. چپڑاسی ہونا اس کیلئے بہتر ہوتا کیونکے کسی عھدے پے ہونا کافی نہی ہوتا بلکہ اسکا اہل ہونا اور اس کے فرائض کی ادائیگی اہم ہوتی ہے. اگر کوئی عھدہ یا پیسا آپ کیلئے باحس ے افتخار ہے تو تو آپ میں کوئی مثلا ہے. جیسے نواز شریف کے وزیر ے اعظم بن جانے سے وہ باحس ے عزت نہی ہو جاتا. وہ وہی بے شرم اور بے غیرت ہی رہے گا. اصل چیز یہ ہے کے آپ نے جو کچھ اس دنیا سے لیا ہے یا آپ کو ملا ہے کیا آپ نے اس سے زیادہ لوٹایا ہے یا نہی؟
 

dilavar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
To be honest,I travelled abroad for few years and I met many Pakistanis youngsters who are millionaire back home but working in shop just to make their own life.

مجھے تو اس بات کی بھی سمجھ ہی نہی ای؟
 

Democrate

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
For very simple reason. Anyone from Defense wouldn't work in a shop, he would be loaded.
No other reason. I know plenty of people in Defense Karachi, they visit UK regularly, but none of them would work in a meat shop, not in a million years.

Come on Bro..you can not call other liars based on your own thinkings.I personally studied at Coventry University(I can show you my Degree if you think i lie) and my dad supported my qualification but still i done many jobs to relay on myself.
 

dilavar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
For very simple reason. Anyone from Defense wouldn't work in a shop, he would be loaded.
No other reason. I know plenty of people in Defense Karachi, they visit UK regularly, but none of them would work in a meat shop, not in a million years.

کوئی نہ کوئی وجہ تو ہو گی جھوٹ بولنے کی. ہو سکتا ہے وہ یہ سمجھتا ہو کے ایسا کہنے سے اس کی عزت بڑھ جاے گی. اور ایسا ہے بھی. آپ دیکھتے نہی کے ایک غلیظ جانور صرف پیسے کی وجہ سے ہمہارا وزیر ے اعظم ہے ؟
 

crankthskunk

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Come on Bro..you can not call other liars based on your own thinkings.I personally studied at Coventry University(I can show you my Degree if you think i lie) and my dad supported my qualification but still i done many jobs to relay on myself.

I respect that. But don't you think by now I have become used to the people of Pakistan? I can distinguish between the truthful and the liars. There are many other signs if you come from well to do educated family. Your speech, your dress sense, your face, your body language etc.