It reminds me a joke about the losing precious thing in places. there was this announcement from the military in USA to reward their veterans who had fought wars for the country. They setup this strange condition to pay the money that each vet is free to let them measure the distance between two further points in their body and for each inch of that distance , they would get paid $ 1000.
So, most of the vets were asked to be measured from head to toe since it is the further point and the most distance in their body . However, there is this old vet came in and insisted to have them measure the distance between his penis and the balls. The Doctor told him that he won't get much money since there is hardly any distance between these two points . However vet insisted .so, the doctor said okay if you insist and ask him to drop his pant , the vet drop his pant and doctor put the one side of the tape measure on his penis and started to check to see where his balls are, When he could not feel them, he asked, o gosh, where are your balls ? !! . The vet replied all the way to Vietnam.