Letter from Mr Zardari to Farzana Raja ( A JOKE )

[sarbakaf]

As soon as MR Zardari found out that Farzana Raja is divorced.
And probably she is looking to marry some one else ...

Mr Zardari wrote a letter to Ms Raja , in his super english


Dear Farzana

How do u do..

I have heard from some deniable sources that you are doing marriage with some other party ?

is it ture? [anger]

well.......if you do .............do , i will see how do you do........

Just wait one year for me for two years........

O my foolish heart , what has happend to you
and what is the medicine of this pain......


Letter ended with english translation of one of mirza ghalibs verse
( o Dilay nadaan tughay hua kaya hai
Aakhir es dard ke dua kaya hai )

 

[R Bhatti]

The ending should have been as:

''Jiyeeeeeeeeeeeay Bhutto!''

 

[GeoG]

To write all the above, Zardari will have to pay fees to Hussain Haqani

As he is educated from London School of Economics
(not LSE but a no existant one, he can't remember the name of the area or road he used to go to college)

He will have a direct approach and summon the lady in his office and simply say

Madam Ji
I would like to convert you from Farzana Raja to Razana Raja

aur Zanana raja sharma kar bhag jai Gi

and then you will start seeing
Bhutto production presents
Staring ......
Babar Haiwan
Lateef Khussa
Nanna Adakar - Bilawal
Guest Apperance - Imran Chitta
Character Actor - Toss between Altaf Hussain and Nawaz Sharif

 

[msohailshah]

Please also make a joke about IK current relationship.

 

[Star Gazer]

London say sawal hua;
"Pakistan to jaoon per Imran ka dar hey"
Jawab aya
"Imran to ho ga! "

 

[msohailshah]

IK apnay saalay ki election campaign chala raha hai . Pata nahin ZAC sabqa saala hai kay aaj kal bhi saala hai.

 

[GeoG]

IK apnay saalay ki election campaign chala raha hai . Pata nahin ZAC sabqa saala hai kay aaj kal bhi saala hai.

I bet you are dying to become Zac.