laiq

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
jee jee tashreef layeh, yeh inquilab dot com ka hi office hai
jee asal mien aap tou jaantay hi hain kay bijli ka kitna masla hai
phir oper sey hamara generator bannay gia hai kul say
thori takleef hogi lekin aap preshaan na hoon bus abhi aajai gi light bhi

jee fermayeh kia khidmat ki jai aapki?
waisey hamaray pass inquilab kay saaray packages achay daamon mojood hain
koi aisa inquilab ho koi waisa ho, koi chota ho koi bara inquilab ho, hamaray pass mashallah saara intizaam mojood hai
aap baatien apko kis qism ka inquilab chahyeh?

paani tou nhi hai, ap tou jaantay hi hain, aap bolien to mineral water mungawa doon bahar sey?
bacha hai, bhaag kay ley aai ga..

hum tou jee tayyar baithaien hain, aap hukum karien or hum inquilab kay leah tayyar hain, sirf thora time lagay ga... log waghaira jama kernay pertay hain, itna time to lagta hai her kaam mien..aap tou jaantay hi hain...

Nhi nhi aisa bilkul bhi nhi hai, police wolice ka kia khutra hai, unko hum sambhaal lien gey, kuch nazrana pesh kerna hota hai or aap tou jaantay hi hain inki ouqaat kia hai, saalay 10 rupay mien bhi maan jaatay hain...

baaqi hamaray pass dukaan lootnay, mini bus jalanay, or tyre jalanay kay saaray intizaam mukammal hain, aap ko preshaani koi nhi hogee, haan bus or truck jalanay ki qeemat thori ziada hai, lekin woh bhi ho jai ga aap be-fikar hojaien...

arey...woh tou aab koi masla hi nhi, aap nay dekha nhi??? aab yeh thori kehtay hain kay 24 afrad marr gai, aab tou kaha jaata hai kay 2 durjun marr gai, hahahaha, aab tou ginti chulti hai bhai sahab...ginti

haan...jalana hai, goli maarni hai ya dundo sey maar maar kay halak kerna hai, in sub kay rate alag alag hain, confirm death ka bhi intizaam mojood hai...

aap tou jaantay hi hain kay ambulance tou aab sub sey safe sawari hai, uska bhi intizaam hai, baaqi motocyclien, carien, number plataien sub mojood hain, aisay hi tou dhunda khol kay nhi baithey naa....

acha chorien inquilab ki baaton ko, yeh bataien doodh patti chalay gee??? paani bhi saath aajai ga uskay
arey sir, kamal ki banata hai neechay pathan bhai...sub usi sey peetay hain, aap try tou karien...

haan jee tou aab bataien kay konsa package lien gey???

areyyyy chalo light bhi aagai
aab aaram sey baith kay package deal kertay hain

punkha chala Chotayyy....
 

aftabshah

Councller (250+ posts)
Lagta ha in sahib ko shezofrenia ho geya ha. Lakin qasoor in ka bhi nahi, halat hi aisy hain. huhuhu