India is trying to heat up LOC . Hey Indian guys do not do it .
Oh Indians! We are a nation of "Wardatias" in the first part of the day and since our "Wardatias" might like to get Drunk in the evening , lest you Indians might not become fossils after Nuke button is pressed in a state of drunked ness. If our Yahya khan Wardatia lost East Pakistan in the drink but no problem another Khan General might roast you in the state of drink. It is equally likely!
Oh Indians ! do not trust our promises of peace , We are "Wardatias" from head to toe , from one generation to another , we do not like any one to even tell us where to spit and sleep , let alone someone brings troops and "dictate". This is an impossibility. Last time you tried to dictate, our hero Zia Wardatia went to see cricket free of ticket and lodging and whispered to Rajiv , we have what you have and offcourse we have a 1000 years history of bonafide "Wardatias" in addition. No need to even submit a certificate.
Oh Indians ! The dark days of ours , bearing all sufferings and do nothing are over. Pakistani leadership is again in the hands of compulsive "Wardatias" the Nawaz brothers , The ever learning Imran is also a kind of Khan , another "Wardatia". Then Mr.Kiani is going (who was an exception) and so in all likelihood , like rest of the army the next chief will also have "Wardatia" tendencies. Then offcourse even if the Pathan Taliban might take time to come to support war against India but we have Punjab and Sindh Madrassas to supply us our own Taliban , i.e our own brand of "Wardatias", our janissaries , our mamlukes .
Guys , As a matter of fact it is my firm opinion that a small weaker Pakistan would not have survived as a state had God not blessed us with most heavy concentration of Martial races , the Pathans , the jats, rajputs , Baluch and so on , offcourse all in the mettle of "Wardatias". Our part of Kashmir is also full of "Wardatias" Even being 1/4th of size of India , the tribals almost overran Srinagar. That was our weakest time.
Oh Indians ! So what is the importance of being a wardatia in the present situation . India should not be sure of us and better not bring troops concentrations near our border. We are such great "Wardatias" that we bomb our own people just for the reason that they want to become greater "Wardatias" than us the official national "wardatias".
Will we spare you ? spare just for your funny attire and yellow marks and your lean actors and actresses of Bombay ! Nay , we have already have 20 year supply of your movies, so no concession on that ground.
Take your troops back , we are in a "wardati" mood and you know what Wardat is , it can be anything from Roasting to boiling to evaporating all to the Wardati's Hell . We like buttons of all types including nuke buttons on Korean missiles as basically we are mischevious children who play with buttons as the main source of pleasure and "Wardat".
