Albert Einstein was a very absent-minded person.

[saqibmkhan]

Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there."

(2) When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!"
(3)Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared. "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"

(4)When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.Do you want to meet him?. Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there?
"The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.

(5)Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.' Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'

6) When Einstein met Charlie Chaplin:
Einstein said,
*"What I admire most about your art, is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet ... the world understands you."*
“It's true,” replied Charlie Chaplin,
*"But your fame is even greater: The world admires you when nobody understands you.".*

 

[karachiwala]

ساڈے وڈے سائنسدان میاں نوا شریف آف گنج پور بھی آج کل کچھ اسی حال سے گذر رہے ہیں۔ اکثر تصاویر دیکھ کر لگتا ہے کہ انکو پتہ ہی نہیں کہ وہ پبلک میں بیٹھے ہیں۔ آدھی تشریف کرسی پر اور آدھی ہوا میں​

 

[Digital_Pakistani]

Sir Elbert Einstein was indeed a true German Malang.

 

[pkpatriot]

Mostly people fabricate stories about famous people. We hear same stories with different names.
But yes
Shortterm and longterm memory are different set of skills.

 

[Gujjar1]

Ye kya bongiyan hein, hamarey mian saanp k bachey 10 aur 11 saal ki umer mein billionaire ban gaye thae, aur un ko ye bhi bahi pata thak paisa kahan se aya hai.
Aur aik auti ferrari hai jis ne to physcs k saarey laws ki______ mein _____ de diya ,
Jis ki koi jaidadein nahi thee kahin bhi but kuch din baad hi billions ki jaidadein nikal ayein, aur to aur us ne to time travel bhi kya tha caibri font launch bhi nahi hua tha aur us use bhi ker liya.
Einstie to europian honay ki waja se mashoor ho gya werna, ye haram khor alle shareef to duniya ka naqsha hi change ker daiti bilkul Pakistan ki tarha.

 

[thinking]

Itna brain used karnay k baad banday ka Yaheeh haal hota ha Jo Einstein ka howa..