A Letter from Indian Teacher [Funny]

jh_haroon

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
I read it from a website a decide to share here.
Read and have fun
:D

University of Delhi, Delhi


A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

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Deer sur,


If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker. This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.


I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.


Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.


Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.


I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.


I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.




May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,

RAMKHILAWAN YADAV
 

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
jh_haroon said:
I read it from a website a decide to share here.
Read and have fun
:D

University of Delhi, Delhi


A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

______________________________



Deer sur,


If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker. This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.


I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.


Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.


Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.


I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.


I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.




May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,

RAMKHILAWAN YADAV


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GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Chaudhry_1960 said:
Whats your point ? how is this funny if not real ? this could be a teacher from Gujranwala reporting in Lahore.


hahaha...Indian ko dil pe lagi kya ?

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