To the Duffer, Captain Emaan Durrani, First off, you made the right call joining the Pakistani military. With interpersonal skills as stiff as a cardboard cutout and soft skills that barely qualify as human, you wouldn’t last a week in the real world, unless you were preaching and entertaining workers at a cigarette factory. Your hand gestures are weird. Unnatural. Are you overdosing on Bollywood trash again? That last staged YouTube interview <
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWptRxz4AxA…> where you read from a paper like a fifth grader in a spelling bee, absolutely pathetic. You were responding to scripted questions with scripted lines, and still managed to make it look like a struggle. You likely used the free version of ChatGPT to generate those dialogues, and now here you are, copy/pasting that nonsense again. Expecting you to grow brain cells in a year is clearly asking too much. Now let’s talk about your latest masterpiece - Did you seriously say there’s accountability in the Pakistan Army? Are you out of your damn mind? Where was the accountability in 1971, when 92,000 Pakistani soldiers dropped their weapons, and their pants, before India and surrendered half the country? Where’s the accountability for losing six strategic territories in Skardu at the same time? Or when your military repeatedly violated the Constitution and its oath by staging martial laws, robbing public mandate, again and again, including the ongoing undeclared martial law choking this country for the past three years and counting? Where’s the accountability for rigging the February 2024 elections, bulldozing the Constitution with your rubber-stamp parliament, and handing out lifetime extensions to power-hungry military dictators? Who the fuck are you, or your treasonous institution, the Pakistani army, to dictate what’s in the public interest? That decision belongs to the people. The people choose their representatives and decide for themselves and their country. Your job is to defend the borders, not deliver TED Talks to impressionable students with a smug grin and a lousy script. And by the way, stop pretending the military doesn’t crave validation. If it didn’t, we wouldn’t have clueless, low-IQ puppets like you parading around pretending to be thought leaders. Also, no, Joker, the people don’t ask what the country has done for them. The people are the country. What they do for Pakistan is what Pakistan does for them. That’s basic logic. Try absorbing it before you go spewing more recycled slogans. If you're so desperate to talk about what the Pakistan Army has done, how about this:- Never won a single war.- Operates like a real estate cartel.- Manufactures cornflakes, fertilizers, biscuits, and toilet paper.- Lost half the country to India, the only army in contemporary history to suffer such a defeat.- Turned Pakistan into a terror nursery while fighting someone else’s war for dollars.- Sold out Pakistani citizens, mothers, fathers, sons, and daughters, to the U.S. for dollars.- And recently, stole elections and crashed a growing economy.- Unleashed the worst kind of fascism against its own people. The list goes on, but I have real work to do.
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