Aye meray pishori bhaio!
Aap ko to chand nazar aa gia! Altaf Hussain ki taraf se Eid Mubarak!
Meri eid to uss din hogi jis din Zulfiqar Mirza iss safah e husti se mit jaye ga
Mein nay kakunan ko hidayat ki, magar salay ki security dekhi aap nay?
Agar amreca nay meri baat sunni to shaid aik uddad drone mujhay mil jaye!
Meri sehat kay barey mein aap fikarmund na hoon! zara loose motion hein
jokeh papparr khaney se bhi hosuktay hein! Waisey koi uchhi se maajoon
mil jaye to koi muzauqa nahin!
Imran Farooq se mera koi lena dena nahin hay! Kia aap nay mujhay rotay dekha?
Koi aur iss tarah roay to? Sharat yeh hay keh mirchi nahin!
Maaf kejiay ghunti buji, oh khutray ki nahin. Sirf Scotland Yard waley hein! mein nay inko bhi
haleem per luga dia hay. Iss bar mein nay aik khas cheez dali hay salay yaad kurrein gay!