These are the headlines of of Express Urdu paper ....plz read and laugh ...how we respond to international events
11 July 2011
12 July 2011
13 July 2011
11 July 2011
12 July 2011
13 July 2011
Consecutive Headlines making a funny Joke...?
pakiace
Banned
WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP ON BABBLING AID AID AID AID - IT IS THE FEES WE CHARGE THEM FOR OUR SERVICES AGAINST THEIR WAGED WAR AGAINST TERRORISM '' HOAX ''
Moving on for the sake of argument if rhetorically believed AID is stopped it is the receipt of expenditures already chartered in the start of kurram agency operation so USA owes us this $800mln! secondly removing troops from afghan border was a statement given by Defence minister ahmed mukhtar (the same guy who accused that Pak army's potential credibility is insufficient & lacks tendency prolonging war against india for more than 45 days) so his testimony is full of fallacy & can not be considered plausible if provided you belong from a human breed blessed by WISDOM & SANITY which the former lacks!
Why not we talk about the EPIC SLAP ISPR HAS GIVEN TO PANETTA UPON HIS STATEMENT THAT '' AL-ZAHWERI IS IN PAKISTAN '' to which ISPR replied, Ok if he is here why not share some intelligence!
All this nexus of campaigns in our media funded by none other than PML-NAWAZ to malign and defame Pak army & Imran khan is simply a fail attempt to TURN EVERY PAKISTANI AGAINST EACH OTHER!
ALL OF US CONDEMNED KILLING OF SARFRAZ BUT NO ONE TALKED THAT HE WAS INDEED A ROBBER YET RANGERS EVEN PROVIDED HIM WATER (VIDEO NEVER SHOWN) BUT WHAT THEY LACKED WHICH CAUSED HIS DEATH WAS SERVICE OF AN AMBULANCE! ONE MORE EXAMPLE OF OUR HYPOCRISY ILL QUOTE, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN KARACHI - WHY ARE OUR INNOCENT URDU-SPEAKING BROTHERS/SISTERS/MOTHERS/FATHERS BUTCHERED AS A RESULT OF 3 POLITICAL PARTIES FIGHTING amongst EACH OTHER over REAPING THE MAXIMUM BENEFIT IN ORDER TO SATISFY EACH THEIR OWN! today EVERY ONE WANTS ARMY TO TAKE OVER KARACHI AND REACH A PEACEFUL CONCLUSION - THE SAME NATION/MEDIA WHO CONDEMNED PAK ARMY IS PLEADING THEM TO TAKE CONTROL OVER KARACHI FOR A LIMITED PERIOD OF TIME: SATTAR EDHI IS ONE TO SAY SUCH A THING
I SALUTE OUR HYPOCRISY AND I MYSELF INCLUDE FOREMOST IN THE PLOT!
Moving on for the sake of argument if rhetorically believed AID is stopped it is the receipt of expenditures already chartered in the start of kurram agency operation so USA owes us this $800mln! secondly removing troops from afghan border was a statement given by Defence minister ahmed mukhtar (the same guy who accused that Pak army's potential credibility is insufficient & lacks tendency prolonging war against india for more than 45 days) so his testimony is full of fallacy & can not be considered plausible if provided you belong from a human breed blessed by WISDOM & SANITY which the former lacks!
Why not we talk about the EPIC SLAP ISPR HAS GIVEN TO PANETTA UPON HIS STATEMENT THAT '' AL-ZAHWERI IS IN PAKISTAN '' to which ISPR replied, Ok if he is here why not share some intelligence!
All this nexus of campaigns in our media funded by none other than PML-NAWAZ to malign and defame Pak army & Imran khan is simply a fail attempt to TURN EVERY PAKISTANI AGAINST EACH OTHER!
ALL OF US CONDEMNED KILLING OF SARFRAZ BUT NO ONE TALKED THAT HE WAS INDEED A ROBBER YET RANGERS EVEN PROVIDED HIM WATER (VIDEO NEVER SHOWN) BUT WHAT THEY LACKED WHICH CAUSED HIS DEATH WAS SERVICE OF AN AMBULANCE! ONE MORE EXAMPLE OF OUR HYPOCRISY ILL QUOTE, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN KARACHI - WHY ARE OUR INNOCENT URDU-SPEAKING BROTHERS/SISTERS/MOTHERS/FATHERS BUTCHERED AS A RESULT OF 3 POLITICAL PARTIES FIGHTING amongst EACH OTHER over REAPING THE MAXIMUM BENEFIT IN ORDER TO SATISFY EACH THEIR OWN! today EVERY ONE WANTS ARMY TO TAKE OVER KARACHI AND REACH A PEACEFUL CONCLUSION - THE SAME NATION/MEDIA WHO CONDEMNED PAK ARMY IS PLEADING THEM TO TAKE CONTROL OVER KARACHI FOR A LIMITED PERIOD OF TIME: SATTAR EDHI IS ONE TO SAY SUCH A THING
I SALUTE OUR HYPOCRISY AND I MYSELF INCLUDE FOREMOST IN THE PLOT!
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FaisalKh
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
This is not khichdi.... this is the mess created by former dictator commando kam bagora and current leadership of defense forces are trying to clean it...
Jack Sparrow
Minister (2k+ posts)
These are the headlines of of Express Urdu paper ....plz read and laugh ...how we respond to international events
11 July 2011
12 July 2011
13 July 2011
Once a Prostitute always a prostitute , no matter what happens
