افغانی چرس کے فوائد۔۔ جاوید چوہدری

Kashif Rafiq

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
دنیا بھر کی خواتین خود کو اسمارٹ رکھنے کے لیے افغانی چرس پیتی ہیں‘ افغانی چرس(بھنگ) میں ایسے اجزاء موجود ہیں جو انسان کی فالتو چربی پگھلا دیتے ہیں چناںچہ آپ کو پوری دنیا میں کوئی چرسی موٹا نہیں ملے گا‘ امریکی ماہرین پاکستان کو مشورہ دے رہے ہیں آپ بھنگ پیدا کرنے والے علاقوں کو ’’ہیمپ ایریاز‘‘ ڈکلیئر کر دیں‘ بھنگ کے پرانے پودے تلف کردیں اور یہاں ہیمپ کا نیا پودا لگوا دیں اور آپ یہ علاقے انٹرنیشنل ایجنسیوں کے حوالے کر دیں۔

آپ کے کروڑوں چرسی بھی مرنے سے بچ جائیں گے اور آپ کو فارن ایکسچینج بھی مل جائے گا لیکن مجھے یقین ہے ہم اس تجویز کو بھی غیر سنجیدہ اور غیر اخلاقی قرار دیں گے اور ہم اس وقت تک اپنی سنجیدگی اور اخلاقیات پر ڈٹے رہیں گے جب تک پوری دنیا میں ہیمپ کی کاشت شروع نہیں ہو جاتی اور یہ پاکستان کی درآمدی فہرست میں شامل نہیں ہو جاتی‘ ہم پتہ نہیں کیوں تحقیق سے گھبراتے ہیں اور ہم پتہ نہیں کیوں ہر نئی چیز کو حلال قرار دینے سے پہلے اسے حرام کیوں ثابت کرتے ہیں؟ ہم شاید سپر ہیومین بیئنگ ہیںیا پھر ہم نے فیصلہ کر لیا ہے ہم جب تک سو جوتے نہیں کھائیں گے ہم اس وقت تک پیاز نہیں کھائیں گے‘ خواہ کچھ بھی ہو جائے۔




 
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Lefty

Minister (2k+ posts)
And i am dead sure k is na ya column b yahi wali Chars pi ker likha hoga Jaida Charsi !!!!!
 

Doctor sb

MPA (400+ posts)
ایسوں کی چاندی دیکھ کر شان ربوبیت پر ایمان بڑھ جاتا ہے- " کیسے کیسوں کو دیا ہے، ایسے ویسوں کو دیا ہے" دیو ملائی کہانیاں اور حکمران اشرافیہ کی ثنا سے کہاں سے کہاں جا پہنچا- لیکن ہمارے ایسے معاشرے میں ایسوں کا ہی تکا چلتا ہے
 

Nice2MU

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
پھر تو فضلوں کو جلد از جلد افغانی چرس کا سٹاک منگوانا چاہیے تاکہ پھٹنے سے بچ جائے۔
 

Islamabadiya

Minister (2k+ posts)
hemp oil and its related products are slowly being acknowledged all over the world, its oil extraction is still a very expensive process but the plant hemp has so many health benefits including cancer, i know many people who are regularly using the hemp extract

Pakistan can do wonders if some enlightened people get to run the govt
 

Aliimran1

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
JADEY GUTTER KI BONGION KI WAJA AAJ SAMJH MEI AYI
YEH BHARWA KHUD CHARSI HAI AUR BAQI QAUM KO BHI CHARS PAR LAGANA CHAHTA HAI
HE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY BE ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR PROMOTING DRUGS
 

atensari

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
کالم کے ابتدائی حصے بتائی گئی تحقیق اس حقیت کی غماز ہے کے انسانی علم بڑھتے بڑھتے دجالیت کے قریب پہنچ رہا ہے

 

ashiqahasan

Minister (2k+ posts)
This columnist always mix the truth in many lies just to prove lies as a truth. He seems to be intellectually corrupt guy.
 

bhutt-dari

Senator (1k+ posts)
every one starts cursing jawaid chowdhry and these illetrates do not dare to google and check first.

our imaan is that ALLAH swt has created death and life, but kuffars do not believe but they are trying to find the ways to live. even if they make the person alive, it does not mean that man will not die or will live forever.
 

Zaidi Qasim

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
hemp oil and its related products are slowly being acknowledged all over the world, its oil extraction is still a very expensive process but the plant hemp has so many health benefits including cancer, i know many people who are regularly using the hemp extract

Pakistan can do wonders if some enlightened people get to run the govt
How come the process is expensive ? Its alcohol which extracts the oil from the plant (buds) and it could easily be extracted even in homes using alcohol . I thought that extracted oil ( Cannabidiol ) is freely available in Pakistan but I was surprise to find out that even in Karachi , only few people know its effectiveness against chronic diseases and pain .
 

Zaidi Qasim

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
every one starts cursing jawaid chowdhry and these illetrates do not dare to google and check first.

our imaan is that ALLAH swt has created death and life, but kuffars do not believe but they are trying to find the ways to live. even if they make the person alive, it does not mean that man will not die or will live forever.
Let them try that and see. Men has their plan and Allah Swt has his ....
 

famamdani

Minister (2k+ posts)
Welcome to Cryonics Institute, a world leader in cryonics research, technology and applications.

OUR PHILOSOPHY

The Cryonics Institute is a non-profit membership organization made up of people seeking to pursue cryonics' "Prospect of Immortality" for themselves and their families. Our objective is not profit, but to help our members who choose cryopreservation to have an opportunity live again to see a brighter future. With over 150 patients currently in cryostasis, we recognize the responsibility we have to not only maintain, but to eventually revive our patients when and if that becomes scientifically possible. This is the driving force that guides every decision we make. We want cryonics to work and we are dedicated to achieving that singular goal.

OUR ORGANIZATION


The Cryonics Institute was founded in 1976 by Robert Ettinger, "The Father of Cryonics." CI's goal from the beginning has been to offer the best available cryonics services to the public at an affordable cost. Since our founding, CI has been a leading force in the cryonics movement, advancing research, education and public awareness. CI hosts an active and engaged community of more than 1,100 members world-wide.

We are governed by a Board of Directors, elected from our membership for three-year terms in groups of four every September. The Board is responsible for all aspects of the organization's governance, thus CI is wholly owned and operated by our membership. Our goal is to continuously advance the theory and refine the practice of cryonics, operating in the best interests of our members and the worldwide cryonics movement. Please note, memberships do not require cryopreservation contracts or funding. However ONLY funded members can take advantage of CI's cryopreservation services, and only funded members may vote and serve on CI's Board.

The Cryonics Institute owns and operates a fully-operational Cryonics facility located in Clinton Township, MI. The facility is housed in the 7,000 square foot Erfurt Runkel Building, named after John Erfurt and Walter Runkel, two of our long-time officers who are now patients in cryostasis at the facility. CI currently maintains over 100 patients in cryostasis at this facility, which has been operating successfully since our first patient, Rhea Ettinger was preserved in 1977.
 

MainBaghiHon

Senator (1k+ posts)
Yaar Research Kerli Deads Bhi Zinda Kerlaingay Bhang Kay Poday Ko Bhi Mufeed Banadiya Magar Kasht Pakistan Main karaingay, Kiyunakay Yahan Ki Zameen Buhat Mozun Hai, Allah Kay Banday Itnay Kaam kerliyay tu Apni Zameen Bhi iskay Qabil Bana Lain.
Matlab Yahan Sab Phuddu Hai Yeh Akayla Philosopher Hai.
 
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