Some chill..Wanna share some political joke

[ziakhan]

In Zardari's Goverment Zardari claimed that inmy Govenrmnet there is too much Development in al fields especially telecom.
For this purpose, once he vistied Telecom Headoffice.
There was lot of new technoliges and devices and machines made him happy to tell public "Awam", how good government I have.
During his visit Zardar, there was some conversation between Zardari and Telephone Operator
Zardari:
Can you dial paradise number:
Operator:
Why not...
Bell rung.......truuuuuuun truuuuuuuuuun.

​

Operator: Hello...I am talking from Pakistan. How are you feeling there and how is paradise.

​

Paradise resident: I am fine and there is too much to enjoy. please do always good deeds to come here and its unbelieable good place.

Operator:​

Nice, thanks Allah hafiz.'

Zardari: How many are charging for this call?
Operator: only 100 Rupees.
Zardari: How cheap, the call is (felt proud..)


Zardari: Can u dial Hell number?
Operator: of course,
Bell rung.......truuuuuuun truuuuuuuuuun.

​

Operator: Hello... How are you feeling there and how is paradise.

​

Hell resident: There is everywhere Fire and too much chaos and I am unable to describe, how bad is this to live here.

Operator:​

ohhh, ok bye.

Zardari: How many are charging for this call?
Operator: only 5 Rupees.
Zardari: How cheap, wy this is too much cheap...?
Operator: (replied innocently)...Local Call:)

It was just a joke.
Allah hamesha Pakistan ko Salamt Rakhakhay.
Ameen

 

[HUNJRA]

Choor ibnay choor ibnay chooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

 

[HUNJRA]

What is this

 

[HUNJRA]

What is this

 

[CanadianDesi]

In Zardari's Goverment Zardari claimed that inmy Govenrmnet there is too much Development in al fields especially telecom.
For this purpose, once he vistied Telecom Headoffice.
There was lot of new technoliges and devices and machines made him happy to tell public "Awam", how good government I have.
During his visit Zardar, there was some conversation between Zardari and Telephone Operator
Zardari:
Can you dial paradise number:
Operator:
Why not...
Bell rung.......truuuuuuun truuuuuuuuuun.

​

Operator: Hello...I am talking from Pakistan. How are you feeling there and how is paradise.

​

Paradise resident: I am fine and there is too much to enjoy. please do always good deeds to come here and its unbelieable good place.

Operator:​

Nice, thanks Allah hafiz.'

Zardari: How many are charging for this call?
Operator: only 100 Rupees.
Zardari: How cheap, the call is (felt proud..)


Zardari: Can u dial Hell number?
Operator: of course,
Bell rung.......truuuuuuun truuuuuuuuuun.

​

Operator: Hello... How are you feeling there and how is paradise.

​

Hell resident: There is everywhere Fire and too much chaos and I am unable to describe, how bad is this to live here.

Operator:​

ohhh, ok bye.

Zardari: How many are charging for this call?
Operator: only 5 Rupees.
Zardari: How cheap, wy this is too much cheap...?
Operator: (replied innocently)...Local Call:)

It was just a joke.
Allah hamesha Pakistan ko Salamt Rakhakhay.
Ameen

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya.
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..
Driver Went And When He Cam BAck, He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .
Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : "Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,

*****y Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

 

[Rana Tahir Mahmood]

It is not strange thing in that gentry or even other muslim Elite class. It is just forbidden for general public. What hypocrisy in muslim societies!!!!!!!!