Really Funny Stories of Pathans, Maulana Tariq Jameel

Khan Sab

MPA (400+ posts)
Kiya ye kisi alim ko zeb deta hai k wo kisi aik makhsos qaom ka tamaskher keray?

Mazak kerne r Mazak Urane men ferq hota ha. Ye men ne ek qoam k Mutalik Qisse ikhate kiye han otherwise Maulana to Apni Qoam k mazahiya Qisse bhi sunate han. Hansi Mazak zindagi ka hissa ha jis k bagher zindagi bad'maza ha, in clips men Maulana ki bat Pathan Enjoy ker rahe han R Ap gussa ho rahe han
 
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Tsunami

MPA (400+ posts)
Mazak kerne r Mazak Urane men ferq hota ha. Ye men ne ek qoam k Mutalik Qisse ikhate kiye han otherwise Maulana to Apni Qoam k mazahiya Qisse bhi sunate han. Hansi Mazak zindagi ka hissa ha jis k bagher zindagi bad'maza ha, in clips men Maulana ki bat Pathan Enjoy ker rahe han R Ap gussa ho rahe han

Behas laahasil hai apko ye baat samajhnay ki zaroorat hai k Ulema k liye ikhlaqiyat ka standard aam insaan se bohat oper hota hai...mein maulana Tariq jamil or tableeghi jamaat se baaz maamlaat per ikhtilaf zaroor rakhta hon lakin nafrat hergiz nahi kerta.

Pathan iss liye hass rahay hain k wo maulana ki itni aqeedat rakhtay hain k unki kisi baat ka bhi bura nahi manatay...lakin sab pathan maulana k liye andhi aqeedat nahi rakhtay....wo bura manatay hain aur main unhi pathano main se aik hon
 
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Khan Sab

MPA (400+ posts)
Behas laahasil hai apko ye baat samajhnay ki zaroorat hai k Ulema k liye ikhlaqiyat ka standard aam insaan se bohat oper hota hai...mein maulana Tariq jamil or tableeghi jamaat se baaz maamlaat per ikhtilaf zaroor rakhta hon lakin nafrat hergiz nahi kerta.

Pathan iss liye hass rahay hain k wo maulana ki itni aqeedat rakhtay hain k unki kisi baat ka bhi bura nahi manatay...lakin sab pathan maulana k liye andhi aqeedat nahi rakhtay....wo bura manatay hain aur main unhi pathano main se aik hon

To manaen bura kis ne roka ha. Ab ager ek chota sa khubsurat mazak bhi ap se hazam nai ho raha to phr Apko psychiatrist ki zaroorat ha jo Ap ko hansna r mazak kerna sikhaey... Normal logon ko ek dosre se mazak kerna acha lagta ha
 

Khan Sab

MPA (400+ posts)
Behas laahasil hai apko ye baat samajhnay ki zaroorat hai k Ulema k liye ikhlaqiyat ka standard aam insaan se bohat oper hota hai...mein maulana Tariq jamil or tableeghi jamaat se baaz maamlaat per ikhtilaf zaroor rakhta hon lakin nafrat hergiz nahi kerta.

Pathan iss liye hass rahay hain k wo maulana ki itni aqeedat rakhtay hain k unki kisi baat ka bhi bura nahi manatay...lakin sab pathan maulana k liye andhi aqeedat nahi rakhtay....wo bura manatay hain aur main unhi pathano main se aik hon

Sahaba mazak kerte the ek dosre se Hazoor S.A.W kerte the, Ap log koi anokhi makhloq ho bhai.. k Ab banda mazak bhi na kare Ap se.. Sirf Mar kutai r Gussa kerna jante ho bas? Get A life Plz Don't b some thing Unique and Special for us
 
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Khan Sab

MPA (400+ posts)
Behas laahasil hai apko ye baat samajhnay ki zaroorat hai k Ulema k liye ikhlaqiyat ka standard aam insaan se bohat oper hota hai...mein maulana Tariq jamil or tableeghi jamaat se baaz maamlaat per ikhtilaf zaroor rakhta hon lakin nafrat hergiz nahi kerta.

Pathan iss liye hass rahay hain k wo maulana ki itni aqeedat rakhtay hain k unki kisi baat ka bhi bura nahi manatay...lakin sab pathan maulana k liye andhi aqeedat nahi rakhtay....wo bura manatay hain aur main unhi pathano main se aik hon

Ager Aese Muhabt bhare mazak pe bura manate ho to Ek dafa nai Hazaar dafa manao jab k mazak kerne wala keh bhi raha k bhai maaf kerna koi bura na manaey.. R kisi ache se psychiatrist k pas jao.. I think Isi wajah se log Pathano ki aksariat ko Shidat Pasand samajhte han kiun k Ap log ab khud ko Mazak kerne se bhi Balater samajhne lage ho.. Bare Aey tum koi Makhsoos Qoam, Go get A Life :angry_smile:
 
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Tsunami

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Humain Shidat pasand kehtay ho khud tum say itni baat berdasht nahi huee k mainay itni si baat keh ker k aik alim ko kisi quom ka mazaq urana zeb nahi deta maulana ki shaan mein bohat berdi ghustakhi kerdi...aur humsay umeed kertay ho k mazrat k sath uraye huway mazaq ki ijazat de dain....maulana sahab se pocho jis kaam ko kernay se pehlay mazrat kerni perhay wo kaam kertay he kiun hain
 

Khan Sab

MPA (400+ posts)
Humain Shidat pasand kehtay ho khud tum say itni baat berdasht nahi huee k mainay itni si baat keh ker k aik alim ko kisi quom ka mazaq urana zeb nahi deta maulana ki shaan mein bohat berdi ghustakhi kerdi...aur humsay umeed kertay ho k mazrat k sath uraye huway mazaq ki ijazat de dain....maulana sahab se pocho jis kaam ko kernay se pehlay mazrat kerni perhay wo kaam kertay he kiun hain

Maulana ko jo kehna ha kaho mujhe nai perwa na mujhe us pe gussa aya ha chahe galian hi do. Mujhe Apki mental illness pe gussa Aya ha k ek mazak pe bhi Ap ka mun Phol gaya ha k jese Tumhari Qoam ki bari be'izzati ker di kisi ne. Kha mukha Qoam parasti phelane Wali Mentality show ker Rahe ho. Thats y kaha Apna Ilaj kerwao, Pathano se meri bhi yaari dosti ha un men se koi bhi Ap jesa nai ha hum un k sath Is se bhi Ziada Mazak kerte han so Ap koi Special ho, lagta ha Logon men Uthe bethe nai ho kabi na koi Dost Yaar rakhe han. U need A Laughter Therapy I Suggest
 
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Tsunami

MPA (400+ posts)
Maulana ko o kehna ha kaho mujhe nai perwa na mujhe us pe gussa aya ha chahe galian hi do. Mujhe Apki mental illness pe gussa Aya ha k ek mazak pe bhi Ap ka mun Phol gaya ha k jese Tumhari Qoam ki bari be'izzati ker di kisi ne. Kha mukha Qoam parasti phelane Wali Mentality show ker Rahe ho. Thats y kaha Apna Ilaj kerwao, Pathano se meri bhi yaari dosti ha un men se koi bhi Ap jesa nai ha hum un k sath Is se bhi Ziada Mazak kerte han so Ap koi Special ho, lagta ha Logon men Uthe bethe nai ho kabi na koi Dost Yaar rakhe han. U need A Laughter Therapy I Suggest

Chalo choro iss behas ko ab...tum chotay jo mujsay kafi..mujay jantay bhi nahi ho werna kabhi ye baat na kertay k logon mein uthay baithay nahi ho...jis leader ki tasweer lagai huee hai na tumnay uski political struggle mein 20 saal se us k sath pakistan ki galion mein dhakay khaa raha hon. Kuch nahi tao 1 lakh se ziada logon k sath mera direct taruf hoga....khair ye sab batain tumhain kiya samjhaon ab.. tum bohat chotay ho abhi
 

Khan Sab

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Chalo choro iss behas ko ab...tum chotay jo mujsay kafi..mujay jantay bhi nahi ho werna kabhi ye baat na kertay k logon mein uthay baithay nahi ho...jis leader ki tasweer lagai huee hai na tumnay uski political struggle mein 20 saal se us k sath pakistan ki galion mein dhakay khaa raha hon. Kuch nahi tao 1 lakh se ziada logon k sath mera direct taruf hoga....khair ye sab batain tumhain kiya samjhaon ab.. tum bohat chotay ho abhi

Apki Umer 31 saal nazar A rai ha R meri bhi 30 ha.. Chalo Men chota hun to M really sorry k Ap ko Bura laga but mera maqsad Sirf Mazak kerna tha Mazak Urana nai. Pehle to men khud b cast wise pathan hun but Pashto nai ati ;) & I love Pathans School se le k Aj tak meri Sab se Ziada Dosti Pathano se hi ha, R wo b mera Mazak berdasht kerte han R Itna to IK bhi kerta ha Yar :) . Any way Don't mind And Don't take it Personal It Was just For A Fun. Sorry for Harsh words
 

Tsunami

MPA (400+ posts)
Apki Umer 31 saal nazar A rai ha R meri bhi 30 ha.. Chalo Men chota hun to M really sorry k Ap ko Bura laga but mera maqsad Sirf Mazak kerna tha Mazak Urana nai. Pehle to men khud b cast wise pathan hun but Pashto nai ati ;) & I love Pathans School se le k Aj tak meri Sab se Ziada Dosti Pathano se hi ha, R wo b mera Mazak berdasht kerte han R Itna to IK bhi kerta ha Yar :) . Any way Don't mind And Don't take it Personal It Was just For A Fun. Sorry for Harsh words


mainay sahi kaha tha tum kafi chotay ho mujsay...jisnay 20 saal siasat mein laga diye hon uski umer 31 kaisay ho sakti hai....khair naraz mein pehlay bhi nahi tha aur ab tao tumnay sorry bhi keh diya hai tao baat he khatum ho gai...waisay bhi hamari 20 saala jedojehad k naujawan sipahi ho tumsay naraz kaisay ho sakta hon.
 

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