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QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion Rs defamation case against Imran Khan
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Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
zardari bara bahadur hai lol
pata hai wo aik bunker mein chupa rehta tha uski security wale jab tak kehte nahi tha nikalta nahi tha ase life hai buzdil zardari ki
zardari bara bahadur hai lol
pata hai wo aik bunker mein chupa rehta tha uski security wale jab tak kehte nahi tha nikalta nahi tha ase life hai buzdil zardari ki
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Pathfinder
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
1. Scratch & Win
lllllllllllll
lllllllllli
llllllllri
lllllari
lllardari
Zardari
Mubarik Ho aapka ***** Nikla Hai.
(Congratulations. Its a dog.)
2. Long lines
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him, everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.
3. Robber meets Zardari
Robber: Give me all your money!
Zardari: Dont you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.
Robber: OK. Give me all my money.
4. TV anchor announcing:
Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters.
5. Postmaster General announcing
To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
6. Announcement In Zardaris official airplane
Mr. President , We are about to land.
could you please put Sherry Rehman (former Information minister) in an
upright position. Thank you.
7. Two dogs
Upset with Zardari
His dog jumped into
A dirty sewer
Said its not fair
To live under one roof
For dogs two
8. Pakistani meets American
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani: Thats nothing. We give them the presidency.
9. Genie meets Pakistani
Genie to Pakistani: Order me my master. What can I do for you?
Pakistani to Genie: Bring me all the wealth in the Swiss bank.
Genie: My name is Genie, not Zardari.
10. Text message from one Pakistani to another:
Zardari is my favorite personality.
Zardari is so good looking.
Zardari is so cute.
Zardari is such an honest man.
Zardari is such a very responsible person.
I love Zardari.
Zardari is such a great leader.
I am proud of Zardari
1. Scratch & Win
lllllllllllll
lllllllllli
llllllllri
lllllari
lllardari
Zardari
Mubarik Ho aapka ***** Nikla Hai.
(Congratulations. Its a dog.)
2. Long lines
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him, everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.
3. Robber meets Zardari
Robber: Give me all your money!
Zardari: Dont you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.
Robber: OK. Give me all my money.
4. TV anchor announcing:
Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters.
5. Postmaster General announcing
To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
6. Announcement In Zardaris official airplane
Mr. President , We are about to land.
could you please put Sherry Rehman (former Information minister) in an
upright position. Thank you.
7. Two dogs
Upset with Zardari
His dog jumped into
A dirty sewer
Said its not fair
To live under one roof
For dogs two
8. Pakistani meets American
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani: Thats nothing. We give them the presidency.
9. Genie meets Pakistani
Genie to Pakistani: Order me my master. What can I do for you?
Pakistani to Genie: Bring me all the wealth in the Swiss bank.
Genie: My name is Genie, not Zardari.
10. Text message from one Pakistani to another:
Zardari is my favorite personality.
Zardari is so good looking.
Zardari is so cute.
Zardari is such an honest man.
Zardari is such a very responsible person.
I love Zardari.
Zardari is such a great leader.
I am proud of Zardari
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Imran Khan
koi faida nahi inko bura bhala kehnay se,.. becharay 4 paisay lekar social media forum per IK ke khilaf ghalazat ugaltay hain. inki itni aukaat nahi ke inhain ahmiat dee jaye. Geo Qalandari, mast Qalandari,.. khao Haram aur bako haram!
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sohnidhartie
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
Zardari kia kurruK ho gia hey , nazar nae awey hey aaj kal.
Zardari kia kurruK ho gia hey , nazar nae awey hey aaj kal.
alimohsan52
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
This thread starter is a very big racist, he should banned.
This thread starter is a very big racist, he should banned.
StupidAndIdiot
Councller (250+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
Yaar becharay ki rozi roti na cheeno. Ghulam hai bechara. Corrupt parties ko support kar k ooper laega toh kuch kama lega bechara miskeen.
Yaar becharay ki rozi roti na cheeno. Ghulam hai bechara. Corrupt parties ko support kar k ooper laega toh kuch kama lega bechara miskeen.
PkRevolution
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
قلندربابا تنگ نہ کرو، یہ بتا ذرا کہ زرداری نے ۵ سال کیا گل کھلائے ، اس کی منحوس تصویر دیکھتے ہی ھر پاکستانی کو غصہ کیوں آجاتا ہے؟
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StupidAndIdiot
Councller (250+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
Gul kia Khilaanay hai yaar. Koi bhi Corrupt aadmi jaata hai, toh inkay haan 3 din ka sog hojata hai.:)
Gul kia Khilaanay hai yaar. Koi bhi Corrupt aadmi jaata hai, toh inkay haan 3 din ka sog hojata hai.:)
ustadjejanab
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
QALANDRI's BRAVE LEADER
QALANDRI's BRAVE LEADER
AND MY COWARD LEADER
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Pathfinder
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
This Guy Was Banned But Made New ID Maybe Ban The IP
This Guy Was Banned But Made New ID Maybe Ban The IP
scholar
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
زرداری بے غیرت کھپے۔۔۔ ہاہاہا
زرداری کے بے بے مائی شانتی
جو اللہ کو نہیں تھی مانتی
پھر اُس نے کھایا ڈنڈا
جس میں سے نکلا زرداری گندا انڈا
اُس گندے انڈے نے کھاے چاول
اُس میں سے نکلا زرداری بلاول
بلاول نے پھنسیا بندر
اُسکا نام تھا قلندر
اُس بندری کو بلاول روز نہلاتا تھا
اُس کا پیشاب وہ قلندر پلاتا تھا
قلندر پیشاب مزے سے پی پی پی جاتا تھا
پھر وہ گانا گاتا تھا
زرداری اور بلور کے گندے سینما کھپے
بلاول ہیجڑا کھپے
جو اللہ کو نہیں تھی مانتی
پھر اُس نے کھایا ڈنڈا
جس میں سے نکلا زرداری گندا انڈا
اُس گندے انڈے نے کھاے چاول
اُس میں سے نکلا زرداری بلاول
بلاول نے پھنسیا بندر
اُسکا نام تھا قلندر
اُس بندری کو بلاول روز نہلاتا تھا
اُس کا پیشاب وہ قلندر پلاتا تھا
قلندر پیشاب مزے سے پی پی پی جاتا تھا
پھر وہ گانا گاتا تھا
زرداری اور بلور کے گندے سینما کھپے
بلاول ہیجڑا کھپے
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PkRevolution
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: QWP's Ex-Minister files 1billion rupees defamation case against Buzdil Khan
Mate, IP can be changed within few seconds.
Mate, IP can be changed within few seconds.
IhsanIlahi
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Chor machaye shor.....
