Ph D in Corruption

[zaman]

New Course : Ph D in Corruption
Duraion 5 years (Part time course)
University of Islamabad (Branches in all the province capitals)
Requirements for students:
1. Age : 18 upwards
2. Education: Minimum 8th Grade. Maximum 40% marks in all exams. Scholars
are not allowed.
3. Other essentials:
Contacts with underworld, mafia, terrosists and builders.
Ownership of Illicit liquor brewery, matka joints, night club, and swiss
bank account
Experience in smuggling of weapons, managing a sugar factory, managing a
sports event & grabbing Government land.Bhatta taking etc.
Must get elected (by hook or crook) to Parliament or province Assembly.

Fees: 50% of what you make in these 5 years, to be deposited in our Swiss
Bank Ac.
Faculty: Fabulously rich politicians, ministers and Government Servants.
(Minimum assets 50crores each)
Vice Chancellor: president of Country
Associate Dean = pm

 

[student]

you forget to add "Jali" Degree requirement...

 

[crankthskunk]

Vice Chancellor: president of Country

I have objection to this sentence. It should be

Chancellor= President Zordari

He can not be vice of anyone, except of pros.:lol:
You can give the title of Vice Chancellor to anyone of your liking.:P

 

[canadian]

PPP, PML(N) and MQM are running their own Universities where training and other available facilites are better than most corruption ridden societies in The World.So do you think under these circumstances this new
institution has a chance ???????

 

[concern_paki]

I do agree, the Chancellor is missing. Mr. Z is not a bad choice, however, US can act as a Chancellor as well in our case ....

 

[concern_paki]

Oh yes, as soon as I closed the thread I remember that you have forgotten one of the most important eligibility criteria to get that degree and that is you have to spend some time in jail as a prisoner ..... you have visited jail as prisoner at-least a couple of times ........ Thats the mandatory requirement ....

 

[billet doux]

I've heard a lot about "zardari school of corruption". But to get admission there you must be a genius like Faisal Raza Abidi. and after completion of your degree you have double chances of a job offered by the school and you have to pay 10 percent as charity to the honorable president all your life.

 

[adnan_swati]

New Course : Ph D in Corruption
Duraion 5 years (Part time course)
University of Islamabad (Branches in all the province capitals)
Requirements for students:
1. Age : 18 upwards
2. Education: Minimum 8th Grade. Maximum 40% marks in all exams. Scholars
are not allowed.
3. Other essentials:
Contacts with underworld, mafia, terrosists and builders.
Ownership of Illicit liquor brewery, matka joints, night club, and swiss
bank account
Experience in smuggling of weapons, managing a sugar factory, managing a
sports event & grabbing Government land.Bhatta taking etc.
Must get elected (by hook or crook) to Parliament or province Assembly.

Fees: 50% of what you make in these 5 years, to be deposited in our Swiss
Bank Ac.
Faculty: Fabulously rich politicians, ministers and Government Servants.
(Minimum assets 50crores each)
Vice Chancellor: president of Country
Associate Dean = pm

and those who award them this status are people of pakistan where were you while casting vote

 

[sarbakaf]

well should we strart saying
Dr Zardari met Dr firdous aashiq aawan to discuss progress of Dr gilani and his family members.
Dr bilawal and Dr moonas ilahi will be joining talks soon

 

[sdmuashr]

New Course : Ph D in Corruption
Duraion 5 years (Part time course)
University of Islamabad (Branches in all the province capitals)
Requirements for students:
1. Age : 18 upwards
2. Education: Minimum 8th Grade. Maximum 40% marks in all exams. Scholars
are not allowed.
3. Other essentials:
Contacts with underworld, mafia, terrosists and builders.
Ownership of Illicit liquor brewery, matka joints, night club, and swiss
bank account
Experience in smuggling of weapons, managing a sugar factory, managing a
sports event & grabbing Government land.Bhatta taking etc.
Must get elected (by hook or crook) to Parliament or province Assembly.

Fees: 50% of what you make in these 5 years, to be deposited in our Swiss
Bank Ac.
Faculty: Fabulously rich politicians, ministers and Government Servants.
(Minimum assets 50crores each)
Vice Chancellor: president of Country
Associate Dean = pm

Assalam o Alaikum,

Well written!!!

 

[canadian]

I do agree, the Chancellor is missing. Mr. Z is not a bad choice, however, US can act as a Chancellor as well in our case ....

I propose Altaf Bhai Of MQM as Honorary Chancellor Of The University !!!

 

[Raaz]

I propose Altaf Bhai Of MQM as Honorary Chancellor Of The University !!!

His lab incharge.

In case every thing fails , he will teach how to pack in a bori.

 

[canadian]

His lab incharge.

In case every thing fails , he will teach how to pack in a bori.

MQM has a " BORI" factory in Karachi running 24 hours a day but still can't meet the ever rising demand......lol[hilar]