Pearls of wisdom from Shahbaz Sharif.

chandaa

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Roti ke 3 hissey tou tere Generals baap khaa jaatey hain. Baki bachey aik hissey se aadaa tu aur tera Zardari baap khaa jaataa hai. Baki bachaa Gantaa tou ussey apni G mein le le harami Boot polishiyae
 

Nebula

Minister (2k+ posts)
Problem is paksitani never wanted to pay back the loans. The policies is to keep taking and investing on rubbish corruption. U can give them trillion of dollars that will finish but not going to change anything for common peoples
 

Melanthus

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Showbaz is nutcase.He has no clue what he is saying.Both Ganja brothers have passed their sell by date.It s time for them to retire from politics.They have made plenty of money from corruption to live an easy life.