Pakistanis Love With Conspiracy Theories

Umer Raja

Citizen
Roger Cohen once said, “Conspiracy theory is the ultimate refuge of the powerless. If you cannot change your own life, it must be that some greater force controls the world.” We Pakistanis have been in love with these conspiracy theories even before creation of this country, as we still believe it was British-Hindu conspiracy to give some of the Muslim-majority states to India. We always have so many stories to prove these theories true and our politicians and media never get tired of coming up with the fresh conspiracy theories every day. Historically speaking, whether be it Fall of Dhaka or arrest of over 90,000 troops in 1971 war, whether be it subsequent military coups or politicians’ lack of ability to deliver, we as a nation never accepted our failure and we just held other forces responsible for everything. As a matter of fact, one thing we have accepted that we are a powerless nation and anyone in the world can hatch a successful conspiracy against us and we can’t do much about it. We grew up listening to the politicians and media men who kept on telling us about the conspiracies hatched by the US, India and Israel against the very existence of our country, its nuclear program, its so-called religious values, its culture and what not. Now, we have seen some people trying to prove that the Malala tragedy was a conspiracy of the US to push the Pak Army into North Waziristan. I have seen some pictures circulating on the social media advocating that Malala and his father had close ties with the US administration and it’s a conspiracy by latter to get her attacked.

Why are we in so much love with these conspiracy theories? Why do we believe that everything happens just because of someone’s conspiracy, not because of our weakness and flawed policies? To find an answer, my mind goes to the rhetoric of the leaders of religious parties in particular and some media men and retired army officers in general, as they are in habit of frighten the people of Pakistan of the ‘enemies’. Obviously, the religious parties need conspiracy theories to keep their ideology alive, since a vast majority of Pakistanis have rejected their version of Islam. Thus, these theories help them make people realize that their existence is so important because they are the defense line of Pakistan and in their absence, Pakistan cannot survive anymore. Once they were considering the erstwhile Soviet Union, a threat to the very existence of Pakistan and they put the entire nation into war that ultimately gave birth to religious extremism, and intolerance in the country. Now, they parties, particularly Jamaat-e-Islami, believe that Pakistan should have good ties with Russia. One wonders, had the US been enemy of Pakistan, why would they have helped it to defeat the erstwhile Soviet Union to make it a sole superpower of the world? Obviously, not the US, but the very existence of these parties is a threat to Pakistan. Therefore, they always need some conspiracies theories to keep them alive.

Peter L. Berge, a British-American journalist once said, “So Pakistan is a country that I'm very fond of and have spent a lot of time, but it is a country where conspiracy theories have a life of their own.” That seems to be true because we wake up every morning with new conspiracy theories and that last too long, in fact they never die. Believing in conspiracy theories has made us weak and fragile as a nation because we have accepted that we are vulnerable to them. We lost the half part of country, it was a conspiracy. We sacrificed about 40,000 people in war on terror, it was a conspiracy. We got our over 90,000 troops arrested in 1971 war, it was a conspiracy. We had subsequent military coups, it was a conspiracy. We have terrorism, insurgency, and religious intolerance, it’s a conspiracy. We got our leaders executed or killed, it was a conspiracy. We got our school-going kids attacked by the Taliban, it’s also a conspiracy. If everything is being done by the conspirators, then why would we not hand over country to them, so that they can officially take over to run the affairs?

It’s an alarming and dangerous trend in the Pakistani society that we just hide behind the conspiracy theories and make it an excuse for everything, instead of accepting our failures. With this approach, I’m afraid, we are going nowhere but to meet the tragic end in shape of a failed state. If we are to live, then we have got to learn accepting responsibility and weakness so that we can become a vibrant nation instead of one that is looking of lame excuses.
 

Ali raza babar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
You know one thing that i am not able to comprehend up till now ?
Why is everybody Teaching us to Accept Our Failures ?
Why is there so much desperation among these people ?
 

Humi

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
You know one thing that i am not able to comprehend up till now ?
Why is everybody Teaching us to Accept Our Failures ?
Why is there so much desperation among these people ?


frustration results in either outburst of anger or depression...I suppose some people have given up for good..
 

zhohaq

Minister (2k+ posts)
A country rife with conspiracies you needs theories.

The only thing important, is how careful we are when selecting them....
 

Mullah Omar

Minister (2k+ posts)
I admit there are some absurd conspiracy theories but do you really think US, Israel and India are not against our nuclear weapons and absolutely have no intention of making Pakistan nuclear free? really? Did India not support traitors in East Pakistan? Is India not forcefully occupying large part of Kashmir? On one hand you have people who see a conspiracy behind everything...on the other hand you have nutjobs who claim India and US are our best friends and Pakistani leaders have deceived Pakistanis into thinking these wonderful innocent Indians and Americans are our enemies.
 

FlyHigh

Senator (1k+ posts)
Mulla Omar all he is saying is be strong and admit that:
It was our mistake which encouraged India to take advantage of our weakness in 1971? Am I right, he did not imply that they are our friends.
Our leader have created a mess, both civilian and military, that is the truth don't you think?
These religious leaders used the Islamic bogy (including me) to defeat the Russians, and we created a monster (with CIA) in the form of Taliban, this is a historical fact?
Our Mulla including you Mulla Omar (lol) mislead and still misleading us in the corrupted version of Jihad, why?

We need to stand up against the politicians, military Generals, Mullas and Extremist and I bet you no one dare look down upon us.
 
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mrcritic

Minister (2k+ posts)
The thing is we are to weak from the inside. Imaan ki kumi hai. Yes, the Zionists are most likely not our well wishers, but we are destroying ourselves first than the latter.

Everyone was together for rallying up against the anti-islam film maker, but all sects of muslims in Pakistan had their own individual rallies! Couldnt all the sects groups be united for the love of Rasullah(pbuh)?

The so called "CIA/RAW agents" are more than half of the time sold out Pakistanis.
:(

The most basic rule we need to follow which appears to be so difficult for a nation where there are crazy jiayalas - United we stand, divided we fall.
 

iceburg

Banned
You know one thing that i am not able to comprehend up till now ?
Why is everybody Teaching us to Accept Our Failures ?
Why is there so much desperation among these people ?

Openly acceping own failure and adopting corrective/preventuve measures is positive attitude.

Making conspiracy theories is also acceptance of own failure in a passive/disguised/self deceptive way and in negative way...
 

Ali raza babar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Openly acceping own failure and adopting corrective/preventuve measures is positive attitude.

Making conspiracy theories is also acceptance of own failure in a passive/disguised/self deceptive way and in negative way...

You know one thing?
Reality is Much Strange than fiction and i have seen it with my very own eyes as i rely on my own experiences rather than youtube .
 

RustamShah

Banned
Pakistanis and Conspiracy theories business

I am sorry to offend my brothers and sisters in Pakistan, but we Pakistanis love conspiracy theories, every little change in Pakistan, either its the nomination of Najam Sehti as Care taker 'Khadiam-e-Ala' or Bilawal Bhutto leaving Pakistan, I don't understand from where we bring that much passion and time to waste and write all these nonsense and create such stories.

The majority of Pakistani problems are because of us, Pakistanis, US does not need to do anything, they does not need to 'appoint' Najam Sehti to conspire against 'PTI'. We love to blame everything to forign hands, yet if we really dig deep, we will find our own selfish and ignorant dirty hands behind every mess and problem we face in Pakistan. We are proud of ourselves for absolutely nothing, what good does Pakistan has served so far in world community ? anything ?
 

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