Im the Dim column

[tudywala]

Re: Inside-out corruption of Imran Khan

حضرت عمر کی مثالیں دینے والو پہلے اپنے عمال عمر رضہ کے مطابق ڈھالو۔۔۔۔

goofi what was Hazrat umer before becoming muslim i dout on ur mental health he changed when he become muslim

 

[tudywala]

goofi u now prophet MOHhamad pcbh prayed to Allah either umer or abu jhel cvonvert into islam dont be goofi people change with time

 

[tudywala]

@Politics یہ کوئی شریف فیملی کا چشم و چراغ لگتا ہے ...

اتنا بیوقوف اور ذہنی مریض میں نے اس فورم پر اور کوئی نہیں دیکھا

​his name is ANJUM KIYANI BALD HEAD IDIOT WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO AT HOME

 

[Surgeon]

'Deharri' post as usual....may be its time to ask your media cell in-charge to increase your wages so you could come up with a better trash.

 

[jagga9]

'Deharri' post as usual....may be its time to ask your media cell in-charge to increase your wages so you could come up with a better trash.

تاریخ گواہ ہے نوورا لیگی نے ہر جگہہ گندا مرا . ہر جگہہ پیسا ککھلایا اور حرام خوری پر قوم کو لگایا ...




لیپ ٹاپ دے کر بھی جب ڈال نہیں گلی تو یہ آوارہ کتے دیہاڑی پر رکھ لیے کے جو اب سوشل میڈیا پر گند پھیلاؤ مجروں والا

 

[raja44]

written by Jugnu Mohsin najem sathi ke wife lakh de ***** ******* inden agent

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[shiningstar]

in imran khan photo you can see two pair of shoes, one are white (with a hole) while the other pair is brown; white are for PTI jalsas and dharnas to show people of his simplicity (like he has mori wala coat), while brown one for other events.

 

[khan27]

Politics ***** admi hai ignore karo isey

 

[Saeed4Truth]

اس لئے کہ انڈیا ، نواز اور سیٹھی ایک ہی گروپ ہے ....اور ان کی جنگ ہے پاکستان کے ساتھ

آج مجھے سمجھ آیا کہ جنگ گروپ نے اپنا نام جنگ کیوں رکھا ہے

میں ہمیشہ سے سوچتا تھا کہ ' جنگ ' کیوں نا م رکھا گیا ، باقی اخبار تھے ،' 'امروز ' ، ' 'مشرق ' ، ' نواۓ وقت '

اصل میں اس گروپ کی پاکستان سے جنگ ہے

mere dil ki baat kr di aap ne

 

[dagreat123]

Who was invited in Talibani pigs committee? Shabaz ya Buzdil Khan?

Politics bhai nay bari mehnat say 2,625 posts mein buzdil khan buzdil khan stupid wagaira use kia hai laikin aqal is bat pay hairan hai k bunda thakta nae aik hi baat ker kerk itnay tu noon walay paisay b nae daitay jitnay yey post ker daitay hain,is liyay kehtay hain shah say zyada shah ka wafadar!! lol

 

[Seephahi]

Latest Im the Dim Column: 30 Jan 2014

** I think given the demand we should also start posting this column regularly on siasat.pk like any other column series from other newspapaper. Can't wait to read the whole series in book form :)

"My television serial 'Mera Khan' will achieve nationwide and worldwide renown, being only slightly less successful than 'Sex and the City'."
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I can't thank the good lord enough for the following blessings that he has bestowed upon me:

1. Getting so far on such a tiny brain.

2. Getting so much without ever picking up the tab.

3. Real friends like Prameshwar Godrej, Mark Shand, the late Yoko Ono, Mick Jagger, Yusuf, Moby and Goldie.

4. My eternal youth.

5. My unlimited gift voucher from Hamleys, which applies to all toys except Leggo which is too complicated.

Other than that, a profound thought came to me whilst on a picnic in a cave in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa. It was that I should immediately make a television serial on my life and times called "Mera Khan". Of course, I would be in the starring role.

Furthermore, my serial is not going to be like the Turkish prototype about this guy who rules half the world but gets done in by a few women. It'll be more like Forrest Gump, scaling the heights on that one lonely brain cell.

And there'll be no blurred cleavages like in the Turkish drama - only abayas and burkinis. All the men will be in white nighties like in Saudi Arabia.

My basic analysis in the teleserial will be very basic. It's about the triumph of good over evil, the triumph of dogs over cats, the triumph of hunting over gathering, the triumph of hope over dope.

In this teleserial, we will also eradicate polio. In a shocking scene, you'll also see me criticizing the carpet bombing of North Waziristan by the Pakistan military, which I'm never going to do in real life.

In an even more shocking scene, you'll see me admitting that US drones cause far less civilian casualties than our own military's bombing, which I'm never going to do in real life.

Finally, my television serial "Mera Khan" will achieve nationwide and worldwide renown being only slightly less successful than "Sex and the City".

As for Bilawal, I'd like to say that an educated young man like him should be following a dumb cluck like me instead of wasting his time on culture-reviving, hope-giving, arts-encouraging things like the Sindh Festival.

Im the Dim

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[Perfect Stranger]

Re: Latest Im the Dim Column: 30 Jan 2014

مذاکرات ناکام ہوگئے تو کیا ہوگا ؟
آپریشن ناکام ہوگیا تو کیا کرو گے ۔؟

شادی کرو گے ؟
بچے ہو گئے تو کیا کرو گے ؟
طلاق ہوگئی تو کیا کروگے ؟

 

[Zarii]

Re: Latest Im the Dim Column: 30 Jan 2014

BUZZ OFF you idiots!

 

[tudywala]

Re: Latest Im the Dim Column: 30 Jan 2014

sentri there is another topic there too i hope u will post that too ur masters paying for this,,, ITFAQ NAMA ,,, by the way there is nothing in that article

 

[NeutralMafia]

Re: Latest Im the Dim Column: 30 Jan 2014

مذاکرات ناکام ہوگئے تو کیا ہوگا ؟
آپریشن ناکام ہوگیا تو کیا کرو گے ۔؟

شادی کرو گے ؟
بچے ہو گئے تو کیا کرو گے ؟
طلاق ہوگئی تو کیا کروگے ؟

طلاق ہوگئی تو کیا کروگے to tum say rabta kery gay....