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[foqia khan]

A Litle Boy and Finanace Minister



A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
.
Finally he decided to write God a letter,
requesting Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
.
The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20,
thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy
& he did not want to spoil the kid.
.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God,
.
which read:
"Dear God,
thank you very much for sending money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!

 

[sagaciouscorpion]

Well said..

aap ko 14 saal qaid ba mushaqqat di jati hai......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[foqia khan]

Well said..

aap ko 14 saal qaid ba mushaqqat di jati hai......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

got in email with this title:
roza rahkni sa pahla sahree zarooree ha... :lol:

 

[abdulhaseeb23]

bohat acheee

 

[Zaidi Qasim]

I got another one......

A man lived all his life in a distanced rural area away from hustling bustling of city with his dog. He had no relatives, no family. All he had was this dog. One day his dog died. He mourned the death of the dog and decided to go to the near Catholic Church and arrange the proper funeral for the dog. He spoken to the priest and asked him to give proper funeral to the dog since the dog was the only close friend he had. The priest looked at him, looked at the dog and said, the dog is dog. Its not human being, we at this church do not arrange funeral for animals. The man got really upset and said that this dog was everything for him and he really likes a decent funeral for him. Priest thinking that the man wouldnt quit, suggested to him that there is another Baptist Church around the corner and they might do something to him. I may do that, Father, said the Man, however, if I donate 1000 dollars to the church, you think that might help? Asked the man. Priest looked at him and said, My lord, why didnt you tell me the dog was Catholic?