abbasiali
Minister (2k+ posts)
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A woman walks
> in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a
> uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to
> have a go at picking her up by trying to identify the airline she flies for.
> He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: 'We love to fly
> and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up
> another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
> 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a
> puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the
> Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. Could it be British
> Airways then? he wonders and tries: "The World's favorite airline".
>
> The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
>
> 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face: "American Airlines"
> in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a
> uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to
> have a go at picking her up by trying to identify the airline she flies for.
> He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: 'We love to fly
> and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up
> another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
> 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a
> puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the
> Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. Could it be British
> Airways then? he wonders and tries: "The World's favorite airline".
>
> The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
>
> 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face: "American Airlines"
