ان تینوں میں سے سب سے بڑا پاگل کون ہے؟

taban

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
یہی بکواس سنا کے تو اس نے اپنے بڑوں کو بھی امپریس کیا تھا اور ان سے اپنے لیے میڈل بھی لے لیا۔۔ اور حد ہے وہ سارے چوتھا بھی یہ بکواس سن کر یقین کر گئے۔۔۔ انڈیا میں بارڈر، گارگل جیسی فلمیں ایسی ہی بکواس کہانیوں پہ بنتی ہیں۔
چ کی کمی نہیں عالب
ایک ڈھونڈو ہزار ملتے ہیں
انڈیا میں تو کڑوڑوں ملتے ہیں جو کہ بڑے بڑے ایکٹر فوجی اور پردھان منتری کے علاوہ جانے کیا کچھ بن گئے ہیں
 

Modest

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Script of new bollywood (funny) movie.
Big B bhi Soch raha hoga itni bandal bazi tou mein ne filmo mein bhi nahi suni ?
 

knowledge88

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Amitabh was thinking of this song ,
At the end Amitabh was thinking he would say. " mujhay mar ker Pakistani foji kha gaya."
Then Amitabh was thinking he would ask " magar aap toh zinda hain" to which this Indian Army man would have replied " Aray yay jina bhi koi jina hay lallo".
If you don't understand what I am saying. Then watch this song.

 

Spartacus

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@ 0:09
He is saying " Hamaray Jawanoo Koo "

Like he is a third party seeing from far 2 groups of Jawans . "Hamaray Jawan" and "Un Kay Jawan "

If he was in the group of Hamaray Jawan then he should had said " Hum Loogooo Ko "

Lamba ChoooRRRRUUUU Hay Bhai -----

I would like to hear some of our Indian members on this group ?
What is their understanding on this CHoooRRAAA ChhhAAARRREEE "

There are other problem with this story ---Like AK47 bullet did not cross the coin :)
With pistol it is somehow possible but with AK47 :)
Give me a break :)
 

ali_haider_rizwi

Voter (50+ posts)
Aik aur suno , goliaan chali aur wo sikkoon(coins) mai ja laggi aur ye bharrwa bach gya , hahahaha
1 - jub goli itni nazdeeq sai lagay kharra hua admi neechay laitay ko goli maray ga tuo wo kaisay bachay ga even sikka bhi nahi rok sakta
2 - iskay direction sai pata chalta hay ye ulta laita tha, tuo goli back side say lagi thi , pocket front pur thi tuo phir goli pehlay lagni chahiay aur dil phaar ker pocket kay sikkay pur lagay gi, laikin iski baqwas sirf jhoot hay .
3 - sikka laiker ye jung kernay gya tha, rustay mai isnay Naan chollay khanay thay jo sikkay pocket mai rakhay huay thay ???
4 - granade hawa mai phatta tha ya zameen pur?
sur urr gia?? Yaar ye haram kay pillay gao mutter peenay wali quom khyaali dunya mai rehtay hain .
 

optimistic

Senator (1k+ posts)
BC ya to ye langoor BigB ko uski agli movie ka script suna raha ha ya iski posting Punjab mein rhi ha jahan isay Khalsa walon sy sir mein danday khany ki saadat hasil rhi ha.