This is the greatest need of our daily life, try,

[abbasiali]

Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!!
(1) Dimag me Ice factory.
(2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
(3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory. .


Ek din Dariya ne Nadi se poocha:
Kab tak milati rahogi mujh khare pani se ???
Nadi ne haskar kaha :
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!
That's "RELATIONSHIP" .


One tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But one matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly one negative thought or doubt can
burn thousands ofdreams

Be Positive Always !!!


Chehre ki hasi se har gam chhupao,
Bahut kuchchh bolo par kuchchh na batao...
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka,

Bas Jite chale jao


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Wah mairay maula kya teri shaan hai :
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhe se darti hai.

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Ek Dost ne Mujh se puchha,
Tum sabko email bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to karobaar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai.

 

[Guest]

absolutly right , [pk flag] [pk flag] [pk flag] [pk flag]
but i m never afraid from any women :Pand i dont know why people are afraid from their wives

 

[abbasiali]

absolutly right ,
but i m never afraid from any women :Pand i dont know why people are afraid from their wives

No body is afraid of women,

[pk flag] First get married, you will come to know, why people become afraid of wives, [pk flag] [pk flag]

 

[taul]

--- :lol: :lol: :lol: good one.

 

[abbasiali]

Abbasiali

Excellent bro, specially second last one.

I just read it to my home ministry and she pointed out Admi bi Choohay say darta hai, I don't know who is she referring to...

Bro Admi kutey sey darey ya na darey, Magar Biwi sey zarour darta hai
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[armani]

Aik choha, Sher ki shadi mein giya tha. Dawat mein sub sher ayyay thay. Koi kamzoor janwar nahi tha. Dulhay Sher nai chohay ki taraf dekha aur gusaay mein bola. Aray sher ki shadi hai, app choha ho kar kyon ayyay ho. Choha bola, Koi nahi badshah salamat, Shadi si pehlay mein bhi Sher tha :)

 

[sangeen]

hahahaa @armani so how many X-Lions are here........ im the one i think. :lol:

wah wah abbasi bhai kia khoob kaha hae.....