Funny......
These are the FACTS: [altaf]
1-There is no Control button on Altaf Hussain's computer. Altaf Hussain is always in control.
2-The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Altaf Hussain is.
3-Altaf Hussain once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.
4-Altaf Hussain was created in a secret Pakistani laboratory, and was supposed to be raised as a caged experiment. Nobody knows what happened next, but there are now no scientists in Pakistan.
5-Altaf Hussain doesn't sleep. He waits.
6-Altaf Hussain once punched a man in the soul.
7-Altaf Hussain's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd..No one fools Altaf.
8-If you have 5 and Altaf Hussain has 5, Altaf Hussain has more money than you.
9-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Altaf Hussain has allowed to live.
10-Altaf Hussain is the only one who can "try this at home".
11-When Altaf Hussain dives in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Altaf'd.
12-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Altaf says its beef, then it's ******* beef
13-Altaf Hussain once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
14-If you spell Altaf Hussain in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
15-Einsteins original theory of relativity was: If Altaf Hussain kicks you; your relatives will feel it.
16-Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Altaf Hussain.
17-Altaf Hussain posts swear words in thread titles without getting banned.
18-In ancient China, there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Altaf Hussain. Altaf Hussain killed that man.
19-When Altaf Hussain pops open a packet of LAYS chips, he can stop whenever he damn well wants to.
20-Altaf Hussain asked Musharraf to resign, therefore, Musharraf resigned.
21-Altaf Hussain came before there was any chicken or egg.
Brothers dont take it serious its just a joke.
These are the FACTS: [altaf]
1-There is no Control button on Altaf Hussain's computer. Altaf Hussain is always in control.
2-The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Altaf Hussain is.
3-Altaf Hussain once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.
4-Altaf Hussain was created in a secret Pakistani laboratory, and was supposed to be raised as a caged experiment. Nobody knows what happened next, but there are now no scientists in Pakistan.
5-Altaf Hussain doesn't sleep. He waits.
6-Altaf Hussain once punched a man in the soul.
7-Altaf Hussain's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd..No one fools Altaf.
8-If you have 5 and Altaf Hussain has 5, Altaf Hussain has more money than you.
9-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Altaf Hussain has allowed to live.
10-Altaf Hussain is the only one who can "try this at home".
11-When Altaf Hussain dives in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Altaf'd.
12-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Altaf says its beef, then it's ******* beef
13-Altaf Hussain once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
14-If you spell Altaf Hussain in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
15-Einsteins original theory of relativity was: If Altaf Hussain kicks you; your relatives will feel it.
16-Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Altaf Hussain.
17-Altaf Hussain posts swear words in thread titles without getting banned.
18-In ancient China, there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Altaf Hussain. Altaf Hussain killed that man.
19-When Altaf Hussain pops open a packet of LAYS chips, he can stop whenever he damn well wants to.
20-Altaf Hussain asked Musharraf to resign, therefore, Musharraf resigned.
21-Altaf Hussain came before there was any chicken or egg.
Brothers dont take it serious its just a joke.
