Mistakes made by ishaq dar during budget announcement geo news video

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auqab

Minister (2k+ posts)
عوام دوست ٹیکس ۔۔۔۔
جنرل سیلز ٹیکس 16 سے بڑھا کر 17 فیصد کرنے کا اعلان ۔۔۔
ڈبے کے دودھ پر سیلز ٹیکس کی چھوٹ خطم کرنے کا اعلان ۔۔۔
چینی پر 16 فیصد جی ڈی پی ٹیکس بڑھانے کا اعلان۔۔۔
خوردنی تیل پر 5 فیصد ٹیکس بڑھانے کا اعلان ۔۔۔
1300
سے 1600 سی سی گاڑیوں کی خریداری پر 30 ہزار سے بڑ ھا کر 50 ہزار ۔۔

حاجیوں پر 5000 ٹیکس ۔۔۔
1200
سے 1800 سی سی امیروں کی گاڑیوں پر 50 فیصد تک ڈیوٹی ٹیکس کمی کا اعلان ۔۔۔
1800
سے 2500 سی سی امیروں کی گاڑیوں پر 25 فیصد تک ڈیوٹی ٹیکس کمی کا اعلان ۔۔۔

Advance tax on school fee college fee Geo Taleem lolz Geo MIan Sb!

In Pakistan Govt introduces Hajj tax, where as in India their Govt give subsides in Hajj!! Geo Islamic Republic of Pakistan Geo Mian Sb!!

Kahan hain PMLN k voters and followers !!!!!
 

rmunir

Minister (2k+ posts)
I think you're the one who wrote budget speech for Mr. Ishaaq dar. I can't understand a bit what you're trying to say?????

Posh areas walo BURNOL Lago. None of above poor/middle class, less GST to a bit. Make ready you strength to utmost of power (Al Quran). So defense budget is require. Poor and middle class mother feed to infants/fresh to adults, do not require powder milk. Consume minimal of sugar mostly for tea, so no problem. Use local oil cheaply available on shops for that 30% tax is OK. Do not require vehicle, public transport, bicycle or feet, private cars is posh areas headache. School fee again posh areas whose kids study in City, Beacon House, Roots, Educator etc. India is Muslim minority, even Muslim do single Hajj obligation. No like Pakistan where quite a number do corruption (financial/moral) go for Umra/Hajj to bless sins. Even Holy prophet said that a time will come close to judgment day when Hajj/Umra will become hobby. So far Asad Umer of PTI graded it good less three like from where Rs 503 Million will come, GST, No salary increase. In morning 13 May will be scolded by PTI social media/IK and will take U Turn like Hashmi (Mein Bagi Nahi Hun) and will comment like Shireen Mazari. It is good road map to prosperity!
 
اصل میں ہم ذھنی طور پر تماشبین ہو چکے ہیں۔ اسی طرح کے ٹوٹے دیکھ کر خوش ہو جاتے ہیں۔
یہی حال ہمارے میڈیا کا ہے۔ گھنٹوں دن رات ایک کرکے بجٹ بنانے والا
ایک بندہ گھنٹوں تقریر کرتا رہے تو یہی حال ہوتا ہے۔

یہی حال عمران کا ہوا جب اس نے کہا کہ ووٹ شیر کو دینا ہے۔۔۔۔ شیر پر مہر لگانی ہے۔
 

Aslan

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
He should stick with money laundering,that is his expertise.He has already confessed on oath in a court of law and revealed how he laundered money to UK.Secondly if he wants foreign investors to invest in Pakistan then he should bring back his (laundered) money from Dubai as wel.
 

sshahid

Siasat.pk - Blogger
they are ok when they make mistakes while speaking in urdu. But they are very sensitive not to make any mistake while speaking english. Their primary language is english not urdu as you can tell, and they are happy about that.
 

spitfire

MPA (400+ posts)
Posh areas walo BURNOL Lago. None of above poor/middle class, less GST to a bit. Make ready you strength to utmost of power (Al Quran). So defense budget is require. Poor and middle class mother feed to infants/fresh to adults, do not require powder milk. Consume minimal of sugar mostly for tea, so no problem. Use local oil cheaply available on shops for that 30% tax is OK. Do not require vehicle, public transport, bicycle or feet, private cars is posh areas headache. School fee again posh areas whose kids study in City, Beacon House, Roots, Educator etc. India is Muslim minority, even Muslim do single Hajj obligation. No like Pakistan where quite a number do corruption (financial/moral) go for Umra/Hajj to bless sins. Even Holy prophet said that a time will come close to judgment day when Hajj/Umra will become hobby. So far Asad Umer of PTI graded it good less three like from where Rs 503 Million will come, GST, No salary increase. In morning 13 May will be scolded by PTI social media/IK and will take U Turn like Hashmi (Mein Bagi Nahi Hun) and will comment like Shireen Mazari. It is good road map to prosperity!

What the feck is this?
 

Aadee Zafar

MPA (400+ posts)
Posh areas walo BURNOL Lago. None of above poor/middle class, less GST to a bit. Make ready you strength to utmost of power (Al Quran). So defense budget is require. Poor and middle class mother feed to infants/fresh to adults, do not require powder milk. Consume minimal of sugar mostly for tea, so no problem. Use local oil cheaply available on shops for that 30% tax is OK. Do not require vehicle, public transport, bicycle or feet, private cars is posh areas headache. School fee again posh areas whose kids study in City, Beacon House, Roots, Educator etc. India is Muslim minority, even Muslim do single Hajj obligation. No like Pakistan where quite a number do corruption (financial/moral) go for Umra/Hajj to bless sins. Even Holy prophet said that a time will come close to judgment day when Hajj/Umra will become hobby. So far Asad Umer of PTI graded it good less three like from where Rs 503 Million will come, GST, No salary increase. In morning 13 May will be scolded by PTI social media/IK and will take U Turn like Hashmi (Mein Bagi Nahi Hun) and will comment like Shireen Mazari. It is good road map to prosperity!




Hosla hay bhai tera
itni saari english likhi hay us ka bhi na sar na pair :)
 

scholar

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
When you lie with the nation then tongue never with you..........specially this Ishaq Dar...........most devil person
 

CA 5 O

Senator (1k+ posts)
Posh areas walo BURNOL Lago. None of above poor/middle class, less GST to a bit. Make ready you strength to utmost of power (Al Quran). So defense budget is require. Poor and middle class mother feed to infants/fresh to adults, do not require powder milk. Consume minimal of sugar mostly for tea, so no problem. Use local oil cheaply available on shops for that 30% tax is OK. Do not require vehicle, public transport, bicycle or feet, private cars is posh areas headache. School fee again posh areas whose kids study in City, Beacon House, Roots, Educator etc. India is Muslim minority, even Muslim do single Hajj obligation. No like Pakistan where quite a number do corruption (financial/moral) go for Umra/Hajj to bless sins. Even Holy prophet said that a time will come close to judgment day when Hajj/Umra will become hobby. So far Asad Umer of PTI graded it good less three like from where Rs 503 Million will come, GST, No salary increase. In morning 13 May will be scolded by PTI social media/IK and will take U Turn like Hashmi (Mein Bagi Nahi Hun) and will comment like Shireen Mazari. It is good road map to prosperity!


Ehsas-e-kamtri ke maarey insaan, urdu mein hi likh lete. Samjh tou aa jaati. Aur waise bhi, jahalat ka koi ilaaj nahin. Quran ko wahiyaat tareeqay se quote kerne se pehle thora sa soch liya kero ke kahan ki baat kahan laga rahe ho. Aur yeh noor@y khud posh areas ke nahin tou kahan ke hain, aqal ke dushman??

Awaam cheeni kya khaana bhi chor sakti hai agar paisa nooron ki jaib mein jaane ki bajaye sach mein paisa wahan lagna ho jahan zaroorat hai. Ta'aleem sabse pehle hai. Quran ki pehli aayat "Iqra" se shuroo hoi thi, samjh ayee. Agar tumne bhi follow ki hoti tou aik posh area waale ki andhi ghulami kerte nazar naa aatey.
 

VoteME

Minister (2k+ posts)
Posh areas walo BURNOL Lago. None of above poor/middle class, less GST to a bit. Make ready you strength to utmost of power (Al Quran). So defense budget is require. Poor and middle class mother feed to infants/fresh to adults, do not require powder milk. Consume minimal of sugar mostly for tea, so no problem. Use local oil cheaply available on shops for that 30% tax is OK. Do not require vehicle, public transport, bicycle or feet, private cars is posh areas headache. School fee again posh areas whose kids study in City, Beacon House, Roots, Educator etc. India is Muslim minority, even Muslim do single Hajj obligation. No like Pakistan where quite a number do corruption (financial/moral) go for Umra/Hajj to bless sins. Even Holy prophet said that a time will come close to judgment day when Hajj/Umra will become hobby. So far Asad Umer of PTI graded it good less three like from where Rs 503 Million will come, GST, No salary increase. In morning 13 May will be scolded by PTI social media/IK and will take U Turn like Hashmi (Mein Bagi Nahi Hun) and will comment like Shireen Mazari. It is good road map to prosperity!

Bhai kaise dhaakun bundey ho tum. Mijaal hai koi jumla smgh me ayaa ho mujhe. Please app se pehle bhi guzarish ki thi, angreezi nai aati tou na us ka gala ghoonto.:(
 

AhsanAltaf1

Minister (2k+ posts)
I think you're the one who wrote budget speech for Mr. Ishaaq dar. I can't understand a bit what you're trying to say?????

bahi is nai bohat sari batain ki hain , maslan , shireen mazari , shireen mazari , shireen mazari , PTI , PTI , PTI ,UTURN , ap is ki hazar posts dekh lo sari aik jaisi hai , lol , dimag ki dahi ker daita hai ,a cahy khasay post main bech main aker aisi chawlain marta hai kai jawab dainay ka bhi dil nahi kerta , LOl
 

AhsanAltaf1

Minister (2k+ posts)
Ehsas-e-kamtri ke maarey insaan, urdu mein hi likh lete. Samjh tou aa jaati. Aur waise bhi, jahalat ka koi ilaaj nahin. Quran ko wahiyaat tareeqay se quote kerne se pehle thora sa soch liya kero ke kahan ki baat kahan laga rahe ho. Aur yeh noor@y khud posh areas ke nahin tou kahan ke hain, aqal ke dushman??

Awaam cheeni kya khaana bhi chor sakti hai agar paisa nooron ki jaib mein jaane ki bajaye sach mein paisa wahan lagna ho jahan zaroorat hai. Ta'aleem sabse pehle hai. Quran ki pehli aayat "Iqra" se shuroo hoi thi, samjh ayee. Agar tumne bhi follow ki hoti tou aik posh area waale ki andhi ghulami kerte nazar naa aatey.


bahi is nai bohat sari batain ki hain , maslan , shireen mazari , shireen mazari , shireen mazari , PTI , PTI , PTI ,UTURN , ap is ki hazar posts dekh lo sari aik jaisi hai , lol , dimag ki dahi ker daita hai ,a cahy khasay post main bech main aker aisi chawlain marta hai kai jawab dainay ka bhi dil nahi kerta , LOl
 

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