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Laws of Love
{1} Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
{2} First law of Love:
" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of
the boy. "
{3} Second law of Love:
" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
{4} Third law of Love:
" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping" :D
next joke= A Professional Love Letter
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
next joke==Laloo Parsad Appointment Letter
Laloo Parsad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a suitable post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padh kar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
=Why Indian Hell Is More Popular
An Indian dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell & asks "What do they do here ?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day"
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell & finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here ?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day"
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in ?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed & the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the register & then goes to the cafeteria...!!"
{1} Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
{2} First law of Love:
" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of
the boy. "
{3} Second law of Love:
" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
{4} Third law of Love:
" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping" :D
next joke= A Professional Love Letter
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
next joke==Laloo Parsad Appointment Letter
Laloo Parsad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a suitable post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
------------------------------------------------
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
------------------------------------------------
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padh kar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
=Why Indian Hell Is More Popular
An Indian dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell & asks "What do they do here ?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day"
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell & finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here ?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day"
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in ?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed & the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the register & then goes to the cafeteria...!!"
