1-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
2-"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
3-I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
4-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
5-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
6-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
7-Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
8-some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
9-"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
10-"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
11-Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Milton Berle
2-"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
3-I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
4-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
5-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
6-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
7-Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
8-some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
9-"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
10-"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
11-Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
