India: Cow Urine Soft Drink, Gau Jal, To Be Launched As Coke Alternative

Beef.Bhaijan

Minister (2k+ posts)
India: Cow Urine Soft Drink, Gau Jal, To Be Launched As Coke Alternative

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Jessica Gusman
  • Huffington Post
India's Hindu nationalist movement is working on creating a new soft drink to rival Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The main ingredient? Cow urine.

The Times Online explains the development of the beverage by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS):

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink - called "gau jal", or "cow water" - in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The Indian Express further reports on Parkash and the RSS planned "revolution":

Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."

Cow urine, in fact, ranks quite high on the RSS list of priorities. "We discuss its importance at various meetings and public programmes. We have also been circulating pamphlets about its medicinal value," said Om Prakash, who has been actively involved in the task of cow protection and promoting bovine urine for the last four decades.

 
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Beef.Bhaijan

Minister (2k+ posts)
seems like after the successful cow dung patties ..ch@ddis are leading the pack in alternative development..

my word to them is : CHEERS and Enjoy ? ? ?
 

concern_paki

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
ab to bilawal aur uske jiyalon ne bhi faizyab hona shru kardiya hai, demand itni barh jaye gi to baji black shru kardein waisay bhi black karne experience bahut hai baji ko

پٹواری حرامجادے ھندؤں سے بھی آگے ہیں
بہت پہلے سے مریم کی روح افزا اسعمال کر رھے ھیں
 

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