foqia khan
MPA (400+ posts)
FUNNY QUOTES:
1.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
2.Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
3.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Wheres the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
4.- Do you ever notice that when youre driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
5. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
6.The best thing about getting old is youre not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things. But it was your daughters funeral. I forgot! You can even make believe you have Alzheimers disease. Its a lot of fun. You can look around the dining room table and say, Who are you people and where is my horse?
7- Crime doesnt pay Does that mean my job is a crime?
8- Never forget that youre unique, just like everyone else.
9- If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, why practice?
10- I heard you took an IQ test and they said youre results were negative.
11.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
12.You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
13.A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
1.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
2.Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
3.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Wheres the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
4.- Do you ever notice that when youre driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
5. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
6.The best thing about getting old is youre not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things. But it was your daughters funeral. I forgot! You can even make believe you have Alzheimers disease. Its a lot of fun. You can look around the dining room table and say, Who are you people and where is my horse?
7- Crime doesnt pay Does that mean my job is a crime?
8- Never forget that youre unique, just like everyone else.
9- If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, why practice?
10- I heard you took an IQ test and they said youre results were negative.
11.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
12.You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
13.A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
