India’s government is pouring money into Cow Dung : The Economist!

Beef.Bhaijan

Minister (2k+ posts)
India’s government is pouring money into dung

When it comes to government funding, cows have jumped over the moon

Print edition | Asia



On september 7th mission control in Bengaluru lost contact with an Indian-designed and -built lunar probe mere seconds before it was supposed to land. Some Indians were consoled by the fact that their country had nearly pulled off an extraordinarily complex mission on a shoestring budget. But others asked why the budget was quite so pinched.

As a proportion of gdp—0.6%—public spending on research and development has not budged in 20 years. That is one of the lowest figures among big economies. Since 2015 the largest state funding agency, the Council of Scientific and Industrial Research, has seen its budget decline in real terms. The government wants it to attract private money. Yet firms are even stingier: India’s top companies spend barely half a percent of their income on r&d.

Scientists complain, too, that state funding bodies seem increasingly driven by ideology. A particular focus, since the Hindu-nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (bjp) took power in 2014, has been on promoting ancient Indian science and medicine. One recent three-year, government-funded hospital study explored the effects of Vedic chants on brain-trauma victims. This included consultation with an authority on “medical astrology” who incorporated horoscope data in the chants, undertook purification rituals with holy Ganges water and performed special prayers. The results of the study have yet to be published.
Scientists also describe mounting pressure to propose work on gomutra (cows’ urine) or panchagavya (a mixture of milk, yogurt, clarified butter, urine and dung), so as to win funding from a recently created government board tasked with “validating” the beneficial qualities of all things bovine. “These ideas are based on absolutely unscientific mythology and scripture,” complains a researcher who declined to be named, fearing funding cuts. “But my department needs equipment and lab facilities for our real research, and we can’t get funds without doing this stuff.” A newly created National Cow Commission has pledged to fund up to 60% of startup capital for businesses that commercialise panchagavya.

A recently elected bjp mp insists that it was drinking cow urine that cured her breast cancer, not the three operations she had. The Cow Urine Therapy and Research Institute of Indore claims to have cured dozens of patients, while Junagadh Agricultural University says its researchers have not only destroyed cancer cells in vitro with gomutra, but discovered gold in the miraculous liquid. Online retailers happily flog dung-based soaps and urine-based medicines promising to cure cancer. The benefits of the lunar mission are less clear.
This article appeared in the Asia section of the print edition under the headline "Lunacy"


 
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RAW AGENT

Minister (2k+ posts)
The ch@ddi needs a more ambitious plan...I wouldnt be satisfied till the Cow lands on Mars or atleast the Moon 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣
are bhai koi bheekh to mangni nahi , apna paisa chahe jahan kharch kare ,
musibat to hamare mulk ki hai jise bhikh mangni par rahi hai.
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
India’s government is pouring money into dung

When it comes to government funding, cows have jumped over the moon

Print edition | Asia



On september 7th mission control in Bengaluru lost contact with an Indian-designed and -built lunar probe mere seconds before it was supposed to land. Some Indians were consoled by the fact that their country had nearly pulled off an extraordinarily complex mission on a shoestring budget. But others asked why the budget was quite so pinched.

As a proportion of gdp—0.6%—public spending on research and development has not budged in 20 years. That is one of the lowest figures among big economies. Since 2015 the largest state funding agency, the Council of Scientific and Industrial Research, has seen its budget decline in real terms. The government wants it to attract private money. Yet firms are even stingier: India’s top companies spend barely half a percent of their income on r&d.

Scientists complain, too, that state funding bodies seem increasingly driven by ideology. A particular focus, since the Hindu-nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (bjp) took power in 2014, has been on promoting ancient Indian science and medicine. One recent three-year, government-funded hospital study explored the effects of Vedic chants on brain-trauma victims. This included consultation with an authority on “medical astrology” who incorporated horoscope data in the chants, undertook purification rituals with holy Ganges water and performed special prayers. The results of the study have yet to be published.
Scientists also describe mounting pressure to propose work on gomutra (cows’ urine) or panchagavya (a mixture of milk, yogurt, clarified butter, urine and dung), so as to win funding from a recently created government board tasked with “validating” the beneficial qualities of all things bovine. “These ideas are based on absolutely unscientific mythology and scripture,” complains a researcher who declined to be named, fearing funding cuts. “But my department needs equipment and lab facilities for our real research, and we can’t get funds without doing this stuff.” A newly created National Cow Commission has pledged to fund up to 60% of startup capital for businesses that commercialise panchagavya.

A recently elected bjp mp insists that it was drinking cow urine that cured her breast cancer, not the three operations she had. The Cow Urine Therapy and Research Institute of Indore claims to have cured dozens of patients, while Junagadh Agricultural University says its researchers have not only destroyed cancer cells in vitro with gomutra, but discovered gold in the miraculous liquid. Online retailers happily flog dung-based soaps and urine-based medicines promising to cure cancer. The benefits of the lunar mission are less clear.
This article appeared in the Asia section of the print edition under the headline "Lunacy"


A young entrepreneur has come up with a kit to kasheed or fish the gold particles found in gomutra.....and his business is gone through the roof... a new millionaire is born. 😁
 

Beef.Bhaijan

Minister (2k+ posts)
You know ...I've actually heard of that news too ..I think i posted it here on this forum too 🤣 🤣

A young entrepreneur has come up with a kit to kasheed or fish the gold particles found in gomutra.....and his business is gone through the roof... a new millionaire is born. 😁
 

Ratan

Senator (1k+ posts)
General Knowledge:
Name a PM used to drink his own pee.....answer, Indian ex-PM Muraji Desai.
Name a PM drinks his own pee & eats own shit.....answer Indian present PM Modi.
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
General Knowledge:
Name a PM used to drink his own pee.....answer, Indian ex-PM Muraji Desai.
Name a PM drinks his own pee & eats own shit.....answer Indian present PM Modi.
Name a PM who had an affair with a goat? Lal Bahadur Shastri
 
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