Main DerTa-werTa kisii sey nahi HUoN !! by ShakirQureshi

ShakirQureshi

MPA (400+ posts)
Dear Friends,
After hearing President Zardaris Address(taqreer) from Presidential Place,
It reminds me of a stage comedy drama, which I saw while I was a school boy. The drama opens with scene of an old couple enjoying sound midnight sleep. The wife awakened by unusual noise in the adjoining room. She awakes her husband snoring next to her. Man get up and wife tells him about some possible intruder in the house. Man turns over the other side and falls asleep again. The noise becomes more frequent. The wife shakes the husband again. The man tells her to forget about it and go to sleep, I will report to police in the morning. She insists to have a look at least, before the intruder decamps with their belongings. After hectic and persistent persuasion the man gets up. Wife finds that he is pale. The wife encourages him to gather his wits and cool his nerves to face the intruder around. The man gathers courage, gets up goes to the door and comes back to bed and asks his wife for washed pair of pajamas. The wife yells, whats wrong with the one you are putting on? It is wet, get me another one. Willy-nilly she get to the box and pulls out a washed pair of pajamas. The man goes to the door and again come back. What is the problem now? The infuriated wife enquires! Where is my weapon? She pulls out pistol from under (his) pillow and hands over to him. He takes a stride and unbolts the door. There is a hush silence for a while. Then she heard a burst of husbands laughter. And in comes the husband holding pistol in one hand and mice trap in other with a alive mouse trapped in it. The wife heaves a sigh of relief, but the husband demand a fresh pair of pajama again. The wife asks Are you wet again? The husband yet to gather his shattered nerves and still pale says,
"
main Derta-werta nahi huon ... But, Yes ! give me another pair & a glass of water PLEASE !! [zardari]

The curtain drops..

;) :D :o :P :lol

I know zardai sb name is not in the scene but thank you
Mr Mu.Taz ...sain S..h sb ( an un-know Friend who shared it) to send me smiles.
 

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