Iranian time machine can predict oil prices and wars

AsifAmeer

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http://rt.com/news/iranian-time-machine-prediction-692/

An Iranian inventor claims to have created a ‘time machine’ that can predict a person’s future. He boasts that the device is relatively cheap, but says he has not built one yet because he fears that the Chinese will steal his idea.


Ali Razeghi, 27, has submitted his invention to the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions for registration.


The device is called “The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine,” FARS news agency reported. Razeghi said he worked on his creation for the last 10 years, resulting in a desktop-computer-sized machine that can "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy."


The man, who has 179 other inventions under his belt, eyes governmental applications for his prediction device with uses both civilian and military.


"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilize it," he explained. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass-production stage."


Razeghi also claimed to have beaten competitors working on similar devices: “The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost."


He added that he is concerned about industrial espionage, as other nations will be eager to learn his secrets. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight," he said.


Predicting the future, even on relatively narrow issues, is a notoriously complex task. It usually requires creating an accurate computer model of a system that takes into account numerous factors, and often requires plenty of computational power. Predicting a future event in its entirety is virtually impossible with existing technology.

At first I thought Iranians finally got their hands on the JP Morgan's VAR-Model sample excel spreadsheet that calculated the future default risk of mortgage backed securities. I am so naive sometimes...
 
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tz00007

Minister (2k+ posts)
one thing ive seen while living with large number of iranians here in UK...


they are big bull-shitters... they lie a lot...and boast a lot... they will make lie sound as the obvious truth... and yea.. show off... a lot..


in koi boley abhi bachey ho tum log.. khelono se khelo filhaal...lolz
 

blatant

Senator (1k+ posts)
He added that he is concerned about industrial espionage, as other nations will be eager to learn his secrets. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight," he said.



I guess he knew chinese will steal it through predictions of his machine !


:P






 

AsifAmeer

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Ur just jealous of their good looking, high maintainence, fake accent, snobbish women...

I wont lie.. I love their dates... the raisin type.
one thing ive seen while living with large number of iranians here in UK...


they are big bull-shitters... they lie a lot...and boast a lot... they will make lie sound as the obvious truth... and yea.. show off... a lot..


in koi boley abhi bachey ho tum log.. khelono se khelo filhaal...lolz
 

Rommel

Senator (1k+ posts)
I can also predict that PMLN, MQM, PPP, ANP will continue to plunder Pakistan's wealth and suk the nations blood.
 

FlyHigh

Senator (1k+ posts)
This invention is like our very own....car running on water...yeh where is that guy or have the Chinese stolen his idea....what a load of cr-p
 

Pakistan's lion

Voter (50+ posts)
tz00007 ap q jealous ho rahy ho dear. agr iranian walon ne esa kuch kiya b hai to achi bat han q kh aik muslim country hai jo apni country ma development larahi hai.. aur hum log kon sa such bolty hain aur boastor to iranion se ziyada hum hain.ok and hum ap america k ghulam hain?????????? keep mind it?

 

only_truths

Minister (2k+ posts)
quote: "The man, who has 179 other inventions under his belt, eyes governmental applications for his prediction device with uses both civilian and military."

179 inventions
:lol: , the Nobel prize committee is definitely anti-Iran. [hilar]
 

tz00007

Minister (2k+ posts)
Ur just jealous of their good looking, high maintainence, fake accent, snobbish women...

I wont lie.. I love their dates... the raisin type.

i like any types of dates.. as long as they r sweet... but my deppt is full of them.. even our chairman is iranian... i have frends too...but thats what ive seen...n even some of them say it themselves.. many of them open about their country.. n ive seen most of them are from iran.. not british citizens...
 

tz00007

Minister (2k+ posts)
tz00007 ap q jealous ho rahy ho dear. agr iranian walon ne esa kuch kiya b hai to achi bat han q kh aik muslim country hai jo apni country ma development larahi hai.. aur hum log kon sa such bolty hain aur boastor to iranion se ziyada hum hain.ok and hum ap america k ghulam hain?????????? keep mind it?


bhai chalein aap is news pe yaqeen kar lo... booking bhi kara do aik khareedne k liye.. muslim ho tu phr future prediction k liye kyu lage ho?
 

AsifAmeer

Siasat.pk - Blogger
dates are always sweet... its the marriage which is the bitter truth!

Kehte hain na.. "Love is blind but marriage is an eye opening experience"


i like any types of dates.. as long as they r sweet... but my deppt is full of them.. even our chairman is iranian... i have frends too...but thats what ive seen...n even some of them say it themselves.. many of them open about their country.. n ive seen most of them are from iran.. not british citizens...
 

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