Zardari sahib ki sakhawat khappay khappay..... jie awam ya mare awam... ho hamari ayyashi ko dawam...... sadar sahib mae bhi es samandari tofan ka ek victum hon... ap ne jo Rs 1000 mujh gharib ko inayat kie os se meri zindagi mae inqilab agaya hae....
1) Rs 100 ruppe mae ham ne anaj ka ek godam kharid lia hae aur ab qayamat tak hame rozi roti ka koi masla nahi hoga... zardari khappay khappay..
2) Rs 200 mae ham ne ek bank account khol lia hae aur bank walon ne khushi ke mare mujhe ek Platinium card issue kar lia hae jis ki koi over draft limit nahi.... Zardari khappay khappay
3) kitne bache yar??? mere calculator ne to jawab de dia hae itne peson ka sunn kar.... han Rs 700 bache.... en mae se soch raha hon ke 175 ruppe America ko bagher sood ka qarza de don, kia yad karengen ye bhi....
4) 25 ruppe mae ek Posche car kharid li hae.... aur 25 paese mae tanki ful karke ab ayyashi kar raha hon...
5) Abhi sochta hon ke uncle gazoo ke lie nae TILLEY wale KHUSSE kharid lon... kia hae na onhon ne nai nai party kholi hae to thora TASHAN ban jaega on ka bhi...
Sari dunya ke channels aur akhbar sadar sahib ki es fayazi par ash ash kar rahi hae aur CNN par Zardari khappay ke bare bare caption chal rahe haen......
(cry)(cry)
