Who do you think deserve the best Actor/Actress Award and Why?
1) Malala (aka Mal la la) Yousafzai
She is a new young face and with her talents has mesmerized the whole world. You can be of any age, you will idolize her and go gaga over her well written/dictated international speeches. Do you think she deserves the best actress award?
2) Sikandar Hayatt (aka Road Raider)
Hollywood with their Lara Croft:lol:, we can produce our own live action Larraa Craaft, I mean Sikandar H(omg)y:13:tt. With 1 car, 2 guns, 2 children and 1 wife, he was able to create panic in the capital of Pakistan.
3) Maulana Fazlur Rehaman (aka Diesel)
Those of you who are new, and don't know Fazlur Rehman very well, don't be mistaken, he is no Vin Diesel though he packs a mean punch with his powerful yet illogical speeches. With his eyes only he can put fear in his enemies. Maulana might look very religious but don't be deceived by his looks he loves all worldly things(gold, $, diesel, halwa, etc) more than you know.
4) Asif Ali Zardari (aka kuUtta by general public) (aka Mr 10% or was it now 110%(hmm))
Don't be mistaken, he is a hybrid of many animals. Fox, Vulture, donkey, dog, you name it. Master planner, he is cold as a snake and can sacrifice his wife, children, family, friends, anything for attaining power.
5) Zamurd Khan (aka wtf)
Zamurd Khan is a blind daredevil, who would dare to do anything stupid. With his amazing stunts and excessive fat he won the hearts of many. All thanks to our road raider that he was good with guns otherwise Zamurd would have some extra holes in his fat ***.
6) Tahir Ul Qadri (aka Container PAdri:P)
With his minions he wants to conquer the whole world(that's why he appointed himself as sheikh ul Islam) or atleast Pakistan for now. Qadri has a blind minion army who loves to lick and kiss his feet and would do any thing to please him. Imagine an army of Zamurd Khan's ready to do anything at your command. That kind of authority Qadri enjoys, he always talk big, and tries to rationalize every single word he utters. Qadri's most successful work was his container minions march. Where he gathered a huge crowd and alot of un-accounted money, though he is approximately the same age as Imran Khan, his luxury level is a bit different, he wants general public to be in open atmosphere but for himself he made special arrangements(i.e bullet proof container)
7) Sharif Brothers (aka CTBT)
Don't fall for their names, these brothers are like vampires who feed on the blood of people. Their electoral symbol is shair and like their symbol they didn't hunt themselves rather than they sent their lioness 'Maryam Nawaz' to do their dirty work. And similar to shair they like to mark their territory which is Punjab. These Brother's are scum of Pakistan involved in numerous corruption cases.
8) Altaf Hussain (aka Tafo K@li@)
Darker than black, eviler than devil, madder than mad d0g he is a true artist, who would kill his own people and then shed tears over them, just to attract sympathy for his party and his self. He is the current leader of Muthahida Qatil Movemement aka MQM, in his spare time he teaches the children of devil ways of life. As a close friend of devil and with his extra ordinary humanitarian work, devil has promised him a place in hell.
9) Imran Khan(aka U-Turn Specialist)
A hard working individual who lead a team to win the cricket world-cup for Pakistan. Who's whole life has been struggle, he might have made some mistakes, who doesn't. Who made a world class hospital, working day and night for the charity for that hospital. Though he may not be consistent with his saying's but every one knows his heart is pure and works tirelessly day and night for his country. Yet, he is called by all kind of names, in his rallies, he stays with the common man in the regular atmosphere yet media and people always try to highlight him as a main cause for the destruction of Pakistan. The level of corruption which we are in, we do not deserve a leader like him, but we need a leader like him right now.
PS: All the aka's except Sikandar are taken from general public and at-least have been used, somewhere in media, social media, etc.