lafatah
Minister (2k+ posts)

1) Asif Zardari - Will start working for wieght loss programs on TV - Lose 10% in 1 day !!
2) Shiekh Rashid - Will start working for Bata - Mujhay booto ki awaz achi lagti hai :(
3) Nawaz Sharif - Will fight John Cena in the next Wrestlemania after joining WWE - (noora kushti)
4) Altaf Hussain - Will go to bollywood and begin an unnsuccesful singing career - Parchiyo ki jaga album khareedna lazmi hoga !
5) Faisal Raza Abidi - Will be the first volunteer for AZ's wieght loss program
6) Yousaf Raza Gillani - Will start a pharma company specializing in drugs for insomnia
7) Abid Sher Ali & Rana Sanullah will apply for Benazir Income support program
8) Ch. Nisaar - Will feature in a hollywood movie with Rowan Attinkson named Mr. Bean II
9) Fazl ur Rehman - Will start his own brand of clothing and will be sued for using the brand "diesel"
10) Ch. Shujaat - Will work at the local cemetry, every time a dead body comes, he will say " Mitti payo"
11) P Musharaf - Will keep his face book status for the next 20 years as " Will return next year"
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