Where Politicians will WORK after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

lafatah

Minister (2k+ posts)
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1) Asif Zardari - Will start working for wieght loss programs on TV - Lose 10% in 1 day !!

2) Shiekh Rashid - Will start working for Bata - Mujhay booto ki awaz achi lagti hai :(

3) Nawaz Sharif - Will fight John Cena in the next Wrestlemania after joining WWE - (noora kushti)

4) Altaf Hussain - Will go to bollywood and begin an unnsuccesful singing career - Parchiyo ki jaga album khareedna lazmi hoga !

5) Faisal Raza Abidi - Will be the first volunteer for AZ's wieght loss program

6) Yousaf Raza Gillani - Will start a pharma company specializing in drugs for insomnia

7) Abid Sher Ali & Rana Sanullah will apply for Benazir Income support program

8) Ch. Nisaar - Will feature in a hollywood movie with Rowan Attinkson named Mr. Bean II

9) Fazl ur Rehman - Will start his own brand of clothing and will be sued for using the brand "diesel"

10) Ch. Shujaat - Will work at the local cemetry, every time a dead body comes, he will say " Mitti payo"

11) P Musharaf - Will keep his face book status for the next 20 years as " Will return next year"
 
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Pak1stani

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

Dont ask what IK will do, he will be PM :)
 

lafatah

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

goes without saying brother !!
 

EniGma90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

Lol Ye Pakistan hay, Agli baari phir ...... agey to soch kar bhi khaauf aata hay....
 

Afraheem

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

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Young_Blood

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

what about Asfand Yar Wali,,, Gaddar e Pakistan,,,,
Farooq Sattar ka b kuj bataoo na yaar,, jis ke NECK dhoondhne se b nahi dikhti,,,
Qaiem Ali shah urff e Aaam Bhanghi,, means Bhung peene wala,,,
Raisaani CM Balochistan,,, Tunkari ,,,, duniya ka aathwa ajooba
Amir khan haider hoti,,, Charsiii,,,,,
Shahbaz Sharif,,,, Showbaaz, age 60 ho gai, magar dil 18 saaal k londay jesa hai,, POONDAR lolz,,,
 

Hazik

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

2) Shiekh Rashid - Will start working for Bata - Mujhay booto ki awaz achi lagti hai
:(

v. funny...........Bata......hahahaha
 

ijazz s

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Where will Politicians do after the next elections ? (no hard feelings)

tsunami khan nxt elections k baad star plus k dramon me perform kr raha ho ga.. naraz bahoo ka role..(ilzam, taanay, bohtaan..all in 1)
 
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