Tones of cocaine in 2 million Dollars

[RajaRawal111]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

 

[arifkarim]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

کتے پٹواری
توشہ خانہ سے خریدی ہوئی کوئی چیز چوری کی کیسے ہو گئی؟

 

[3rd_Umpire]

پٹواری، لفافے، اور ٹوکرے عمران خان کی دونوں ٹانگوں میں چار گولیاں دیکھ کر بھی غیر مطمیئن
، اپنی جنانیوں کی فرمائش پر مریم جاسم کے اتالیق پرویز رشید کی طرح
تیسری ٹانگ کے درشن کا باضابطہ مطالبہ ۔ ۔ ۔
​

 

[Wake up Pak]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

https://twitter.com/x/status/1592863766642917376

 

[arifkarim]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1592863766642917376

اس کنجر بوٹ پالش کو ۱۴ جماعتی اتحاد جس میں فوج بھی شامل ہے نظر نہیں آتا؟

 

[Chacha Basharat]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

وہ سربراہ بھی تو یہی سوچتا ہو گا کہ نیازی ایمان دار آدمی اسی لیے اس نے ایسی گھڑی بنوائی جس میں کعبہ کا عکس تھا​

لیکن اسے کیا پتا تھا یہ پوڈری تو گھر کہ برتن تک بیچ دیتے ہیں​

 

[Chacha Basharat]

نشئی بندہ چوری کرتا نہ بھی پکڑا جائے لیکن مال بیچتے وقت ضرور پکڑا جاتا ہے​

 

[arifkarim]

وہ سربراہ بھی تو یہی سوچتا ہو گا کہ نیازی ایمان دار آدمی اسی لیے اس نے ایسی گھڑی بنوائی جس میں کعبہ کا عکس تھا​

لیکن اسے کیا پتا تھا یہ پوڈری تو گھر کہ برتن تک بیچ دیتے ہیں​

کاپی پیسٹ پٹواری کتا

 

[arifkarim]

نشئی بندہ چوری کرتا نہ بھی پکڑا جائے لیکن مال بیچتے وقت ضرور پکڑا جاتا ہے​

مریم کتی نے جب توشہ خانہ سے مرسڈیز بیچی وہ کیا تھا

 

[Wake up Pak]

Industrial production now limits to 0.1% in September and contracted by 0.4% during July-Sept. This pressure on employment and price levels. Thank you, noon goons for sharing your invaluable experience.

 

[Chacha Basharat]

کاپی پیسٹ پٹواری کتا

عارف کریم المشہور و معروف "راز" کبوتری مرزئی کتا​

 

[arifkarim]

عارف کریم المشہور و معروف "راز" کبوتری مرزئی کتا​

مرزئی کتا تو تیرے ابو باجوہ کا سسر ہے
https://twitter.com/x/status/1592876569680572416

 

[Digital_Pakistani]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1592894568730857472

 

[karachiwala]

 

[Wake up Pak]

Pakistan's default concerns further deepen in eyes of foreign debtholders. The CDS expanded to now 75%. On Monday, it was 64%

 

[jakfh]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

raja tere bund mai parvaiz rasheed ka baja

 

[Citizen X]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

? ? ? ? Anni khoti deya, apni doosri ID se post krna bhool gaya? Aasi awla tareen khach tu us ID se maarta hai.

Aur itni mehnat kerne ke kya zururat thi apna kalay rana mouchard drug smuggler se rate pooch leta ?

 

[karachiwala]

I was just sitting idle, sipping my tea, and pondering over where the world is going. I thought about our beloved leader Imran khan. Imran Khan has everything he needs. Allah has given him all, but what Allah has not promised to give to anyone is Cocaine. Every Momin has to arrange it for himself on his own. So I did some calculations.
The average international price of good-quality cocaine in the world is about 50 dollars per gram
So with 2 million dollars, a Momin Leader can buy 40 thousand grams of Cocaine which is 40 tons of cocaine.
An average Afghani 18-wheeler Mercedes Trailer can carry about 20 tons of load.

اس حساب سے تو دو افغانی ٹرالے چرس کے سٹاۓ ہوں گے عمران خان نے بنی گالا میں
میرا خیال ہے دو تین سال کے لئے کافی ہوں گے

Eric Clapton's Best Ever Song

Citizen X miafridi Wake up Pak desan Will_Bite Munawarkhan sab_tamasha_hai taban Husaink atensari sensible Chacha Basharat jani1 karachiwala AbbuJee Siberite 3rd_Umpire Wadaich

اینوے ذراک دلپشوری تھریڈ

خدا کا خوف کر جس بندے کے پاس نوکری نہیں اور وہ اپنا خرچہ مریم باجی کے دیئے ہوئے پیسوں سے پورا کرتا ہے اس کو سوچنے کی اجازت کہاں؟ اگر سوچنے کی اجازت ہوتی تو تُو یہ سوچتا کہ مریم کے پاپا چور ہیں مریم کے بھائی چور ہیں، مریم خود چور ہے​

 

[karachiwala]

بینک میں سیکورٹی گارڈ کیلئے انٹرویو
منیجر۔کیا تمہیں انگلش آتی ہے ؟
سیکورٹی گارڈ۔کیا ڈاکو لندن سے آئیں گے

​

 

[RajaRawal111]

? ? ? ? Anni khoti deya, apni doosri ID se post krna bhool gaya? Aasi awla tareen khach tu us ID se maarta hai.

Aur itni mehnat kerne ke kya zururat thi apna kalay rana mouchard drug smuggler se rate pooch leta ?

نہ کر یار - رانے سے سپلائی لیتا ہے عمران خان ؟؟