? Imran Khan, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.. Finally Imran Khan gets his turn and talks to peerni at Bani Gala for 4 hours.. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Imran Khan got to call Pakistan ?? so cheaply.. The devil smiles and replies: Since Imran Khan took over, The country has gone to hell, So it's a local call....! ?