Welcome, Judge, I hope u will be there on judgement day and will only listen not judge. i have some funny ones for u, Your honor.
No Doubt I will be there as no one is going to escape that day,
I will surely be a listener and I am very sure to go to Jannah, not becasue of my good deeds but Mairay Allah Ki Rehmat Say.
I just hope I can do something to find a space near our Last Prophet, pbuh
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made.
You have narrowed history of Justice to a few years, need to expand your horizon.
Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel.
Not if you know someone in Ritz who can give you better rates.
Law: the only game where the clever players get to sit on the bench.
Oh no sir, we have Dogars as well.
When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation.
Taxation is received by a single thief as well (Govt) but distributed among thousands (Minister and secretaries)
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
We give them enough before declaring them criminals.
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
We have got a big blower now in the shape of CJ to remove these webs.
A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself.
Shouldn't have gone to Babar Haiwan
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge
Good Lawyer may lose a battle but will always will win the WAR.
