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Lal topi wala bandar abhi tak video games khel raha hai. Asli medane jang mai tou ye Aur whisky Generals patloon gheeli karke bhag jate hai.
Rogue army Generals are busy in ghazwae Pakistan at the moment. After conquering Pakistan these traitor Generals run away from the country like dogs.