Punctured Ego

pkfighter

Councller (250+ posts)
Punctured Ego

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OCCASIONALLY, two plus two can equal five. Or, in the world of the PTI, 35 minus 35 can equal 71. And that’s why it is possible, occasionally, in the PTI world again, for an apology to be apologised for. For the few who care to remember and the even fewer who grasped the faux-logic, there is the peculiar tale of 35 punctures. Allegedly, once upon a time, two years ago, the PTI believed it was going to give the PML-N a real scare in Punjab.

Some in the PTI even believed the party would trounce the PML-N in elections. Then, on election night, when it turned out the trouncing was not done to the PML-N, but by the PML-N, a legend was born: 35 punctures. Somehow, the alleged architect-in-chief, then caretaker chief minister Najam Sethi, decided to gloat about his achievement in scuttling 35 victories of the PTI to the chief beneficiary and incoming prime minister, Nawaz Sharif, over the telephone.

Somehow, the alleged conversation was allegedly recorded. And somehow — the alleged chain of conversation would put a game of Chinese whispers to shame — the PTI learned of the Sethi-Sharif conversation and so was born the legend that the PTI obsessed over.


Now, having embarrassingly failed to even bring up the issue of 35 punctures before the judicial commission, Imran Khan has once again stunned the PTI’s critics. The PTI didn’t bring up 35 punctures because it was actually 71 punctures, Mr Khan claimed on Sunday.

Double the punctures should mean double the evidence, but in at least one way the PTI has been consistent with the laws of mathematics. Since originally zero evidence was provided, doubling that zero would also mean zero evidence — which is exactly what Mr Khan or the PTI has provided. But politics is nothing if not for the brave, or perhaps just the foolhardy. Except no one in the PTI would like to question 71 punctures. After all, Arif Alvi bravely tried to own up to being wrong about 35 punctures and look what trouble that got him in.



Published in Dawn, July 7th, 2015
http://www.dawn.com/news/1192857

 
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جمہور پسند

Minister (2k+ posts)
بونگے سعد اس طرح کا پانی ترقی یافتہ ملکوں کے میٹروز اور سڑکوں پر بھی ہوتا ہے

اب بڑے ہو جاؤ اور ایشوز پر بات کیا کرو - لالی پاپ منہ میں لے کر کب تک پھرو گے

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msaeed89

Minister (2k+ posts)
تیری بونگیوں کا میں کیا جواب دو - چل یہ ایک اور انجوئے کرو یوتھئے

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Wah rey teri masomiat par sadkay jaoo, badi dhond kar pics nikali hay patwari, aj tu bonus paka teraa..

It was a storm in Sydney Australia which led to all this water clogging.

It was a flood after the storm which led to all this..

By the way is there any difference in a normal rain and a storm or flood,

what a patwari mind thinks please elaborate..





 
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sensible

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
آج ان کے ملک کے خزانے کو بھی لگائے جانے پنکچرز بھی سامنے آ گئے اب عدالت کی اور ججوں کی خیر نہیں ان کو اپنی سیکورٹی کا بندوبست کر لینا چائیے یہ پرانے پنکچر تھے
یہ مالی بے ضابطگیوں کے نام سے اور الیکشن میں جو پنکچر لگائے انھیں انتخابی بے ضابطگیوں کے الفاظ کے نام سے قوم کو بیوقوف بنانا چاہتے ہیں لیکن پنکچر تو پنکچر ہے جو بھی نام دو
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msaeed89

Minister (2k+ posts)
A simple google search..

https://www.google.com/search?q=par...bm=isch&q=parramatta+train+station+rain+water

Incredible footage of a Sydney train station flooding during the storm of a decade on Wednesday has been captured on CCTV.

A time lapse video, filmed from the platform over a 45 minute period at 11am, shows the water creeping along the tracks at Bardwell Park in Sydney's south forcing the partial closure of the T2 Airport line.

At one point a worker in a high-vis jacket appears to look at the rising water to take a photo.

The murky flood water eventually submerges the train line and begins moving like a river past the platform.

Sydney's two-day total rainfall totalled about 225mm by 9am Wednesday – the most fall for almost 17 years.



 
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sensible

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
اب تمھارے سپئیر پارٹس کے زنگ کا علاج نہیں میرے پاس
میں نے چار ملکوں کی میٹرو میں ہر قسم کے موسم میں سفر کیا ہے ایک بار بھی یہ صورتحال نہیں دیکھی تم کیوں پٹوار خانے کے لیے جھوٹ بول کر دنیا کے بعد آخرت خراب کرتے ہو؟
 

جمہور پسند

Minister (2k+ posts)
محترمہ آپ نے ایک وقت میں کیا ہو گا - ہماری ساری عمر ادھر گزری ہے - یہ نارمل چیزیں ہے اور ہوتی رہتی ہے

چاھو تو پیرس سے لے کر برلن تک کئی تصاویر بتا سکتا ہوں

میں نے چار ملکوں کی میٹرو میں ہر قسم کے موسم میں سفر کیا ہے ایک بار بھی یہ صورتحال نہیں دیکھی تم کیوں پٹوار خانے کے لیے جھوٹ بول کر دنیا کے بعد آخرت خراب کرتے ہو؟
 

msaeed89

Minister (2k+ posts)
تیری بونگیوں کا میں کیا جواب دو - چل یہ ایک اور انجوئے کرو یوتھئے

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Patwari teraa tu bonus gayaaa babuuuu, aj mariam nay tumahri is kamzor perfomance par bohat gussaa hona hay..

The pic is of parramatta train station in Sydney and unfortunately for you I have been to Sydney before and have used public transport in Sydney and Melbourne a lot, so as soon as I saw parammata written on your pic I caught your white lies as I knew about this storm in Sydney..

A simple google search..

https://www.google.com/search?q=parr...ion+rain+water

Incredible footage of a Sydney train station flooding during the storm of a decade on Wednesday has been captured on CCTV.

A time lapse video, filmed from the platform over a 45 minute period at 11am, shows the water creeping along the tracks at Bardwell Park in Sydney's south forcing the partial closure of the T2 Airport line.

At one point a worker in a high-vis jacket appears to look at the rising water to take a photo.

The murky flood water eventually submerges the train line and begins moving like a river past the platform.

Sydney's two-day total rainfall totalled about 225mm by 9am Wednesday – the most fall for almost 17 years.
 

Lone_Fighter

Senator (1k+ posts)
بونگے سعد اس طرح کا پانی ترقی یافتہ ملکوں کے میٹروز اور سڑکوں پر بھی ہوتا ہے

اب بڑے ہو جاؤ اور ایشوز پر بات کیا کرو - لالی پاپ منہ میں لے کر کب تک پھرو گے

Bhongaaay Patwaaari Taraqqi yafta mulko main(for example Dubai) Jin main Rain kam hoti hai, Amooman 1 say 3 saal main aek dafa toh waha roads k side per drainage system lagaanay ko wastage of money ki waja say nai banae jatay, Magar Jin mulko main Rain kabhi bhi ho sakti hai, waha in Baaato ka khaaas Khayaaal raka jaaata hai..
 
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