Political drone may be delayed : Altaf

[Mehrushka]

Shouldve posted this in funny section...but anyways (bigsmile)


[h=1]Altaf says political drone attack may be slightly delayed[/h]DAWN.COM | 21 mins agot

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Muttahida Qaumi Movement chief Altaf Hussain. File photo

KARACHI: Chief of the Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM), Altaf Hussain, on Monday said that there might be a delay of a day or two in the political drone attack, DawnNews reported.
He added that one or two tools were needed to launch the so-called political drone attack.
The required tools would be available in a day or two, the MQM chief said, adding that as per the announcement, everything was ready for the attack.
Early on Sunday, Hussain had asked the nation to be ready for a political drone attack from him in the two to three days time.
Speaking to members of the partys Rabita (coordination) Committee via telephone from London, he stated that the announcement, which he referred as a drone strike, would be unanswerable.
No one in the country will be able to respond to my drone attack, he said.
The MQM chief appealed to the public to wait for his move and mentally prepare themselves.

http://dawn.com/2013/01/07/altaf-says-political-drone-attack-may-be-slightly-delayed/

 

[کک باکسر]

I don't even know why people prefer Indian soap operas when we have Altaf Hussain. He flip flops every minute. Something tells me this whole ploy was to blackmail Zardari and he may have succeeded yet again. I'm just out of words.

 

[gotti]

I don't even know why people prefer Indian soap operas when we have Altaf Hussain. He flip flops every minute. Something tells me this whole ploy was to blackmail Zardari and he may have succeeded yet again. I'm just out of words.

:lol:

There was a time when he had a similar "announcement" and after everything worked out behind the scenes (like I am guessing it did now), he said his important announcement was that he has stopped smoking and the youth should do the same.

Everyone already saw this coming.

Dawn didn't for some reason or maybe unka bhi dil laga rehta hai(bigsmile)

 

[maksyed]

[h=1]الطاف حسین کے پاس سیاسی ”ڈرون حملے“ کے ”پرزے“ شارٹ ہوگئے[/h]

لندن (مانیٹرنگ ڈیسک) متحدہ قومی موومنٹ کے قائد الطاف حسین نے کہاکہ سیاسی ڈرون حملے کے لیے چند پرزے درکارہیں اور مزیدایک دودن لگ سکتے ہیں ۔ اپنے ایک بیان میں الطاف حسین نے کہاکہ سیاسی ڈرون حملہ کرنے کے لیے اُن کے اعلان کے مطابق تمام تیاریاں مکمل ہیں لیکن چند پرزے درکار ہیں جو توقع ہے کہ آج یاکل مل جائیں گے ۔​

 

[maksyed]

:lol: :lol: :lol:​

 

[کک باکسر]

In ko aik hi purza chahiyay Aor wo hai dimaghi purza..

 

[maksyed]

تاخیر کی وجہ کہیں پریکٹس تو نہیں ؟

:lol: :lol: :lol:​

 

[Mr Justice]

He is a mentally retarded person........

 

[aamir_uetn]

مجھے پہلے ہی پتا تھا کوئی ڈرامہ ہی کرنا ہے اس نے
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]​

 

[Mehrushka]

مجھے پہلے ہی پتا تھا کوئی ڈرامہ ہی کرنا ہے اس نے
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]​

ajeeb baat hai apko altaf ka drama advance main nazar agaya aur malala ka poora drama kerne ke baad bhi apko samajh nahin aya..(bigsmile)

 

[mrcritic]

 

[aamir_uetn]

ajeeb baat hai apko altaf ka drama advance main nazar agaya aur malala ka poora drama kerne ke baad bhi apko samajh nahin aya..(bigsmile)

:lol: phir malala, parwati jee door ki nazr rakhne walay dekh saktey hain k kya drama hai aur kya haqeeqat (bigsmile)

 

[Mehrushka]

:lol: phir malala, parwati jee door ki nazr rakhne walay dekh saktey hain k kya drama hai aur kya haqeeqat (bigsmile)

rajiv ji ap ki nazar malala ka drama dekhne main itni kamzor kion hai?(bigsmile) arre haan maybe youre bizi watching new turkish dramas nowadays:P

 

[THE TRUTH]

Sorry folks, CNG stations kee strike kee wajah say ALTAF DRONE parwaz na kar saka. Hum is TAKHEER par mazrat khaw hein. Thanks for choosing MIA...Maraasi International Airlines

 

[Atif]

ان حضرت کی زندگی، سیاست، تقریریں، دعوے،سیاسی و نفسانی خواھشات، ڈیمانڈز،شخصیت اور مستقبل کے لئے صرف ایک لفظ ھے جو مکمل احاطہ کر دے۔ پشتو،فارسی،پنجابی،اردو،انگلش زبانوں سے میری واقفیت کے باوجود صرف ھمارے پنجابی بھائی ایک لفظ استعمال کرتے ھیں جو بالکل فٹ بیٹھتا ھے۔ "چول"۔
محترم کی کسی بھی خصوصیت پر یہ لفظ رکھیں معنی خود واضح ھو جایں گے۔اتنا مدلل اور جامعہ لفظ اور کسی لغت میں نہیں ملا مجھے۔زرا کہیں بھی یہ لفظ رکھیں آپ پر واضح ھوجائے گا۔ ان کی سیاست؟چول۔ ان کی خواھشات؟چول۔ تقریریں؟۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔​

 

[lafatah]

Altaf bhai is practising "sheela ki jawani" to sing it live on TV

 

[tariisb]

ابھی زچہ کے "ایام" پورے نہیں ہوۓ ، چند دن مزید درد زہ سہنا پڑے گا ، مگر کالی زچہ کو نہیں ، انتظار میں خوار عوام کو


:angry_smile:انتظار فرمائیے ، سیاست کے شگوفوں کو اور کوئی کام نہیں ، سواۓ وقت گزاری کے ، ​

 

[aamir_uetn]

rajiv ji ap ki nazar malala ka drama dekhne main itni kamzor kion hai?(bigsmile) arre haan maybe youre bizi watching new turkish dramas nowadays:P

[hilar][hilar] nahi priya jee abhi tak to aik bhi nai dekha turkish drama, acha yaad dilaya shuru kartey hain ab , kaafi tareefen suni hain (bigsmile)

 

[Fatema]

Is he that important k awaam is ki darmabaaz ka wait karein. . . get to work folks.(bigsmile)

 

[tariisb]

[hilar][hilar] nahi priya jee abhi tak to aik bhi nai dekha turkish drama, acha yaad dilaya shuru kartey hain ab , kaafi tareefen suni hain (bigsmile)

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