Hadd-e-Adab ghustakh, yeh koun jahil darbari hai to badshah salamat ko hukum de rahe hain. In sub ke ticket wapis ley liye jaaien.
On a serious note, patwari bilbilaien gay to zuroor, un ke pass jhooti chooran ke siva aur kuch bi nahi aur sabse barda jhoota to London mein marwa raha hai.
Fikr not patwari ticket walon, ganja apni biwi ki laash ley ker zuroor aye ga aur tum sub ko 500 sympathy votes extra zuroor dalay gay.