Just to cool down forum members

chacha jani

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
A man phones home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We`ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I `ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We are leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”The wife thinks that this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, ” yes! Lots of walleye, some blue gill and a few pike. But why didn`t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?”
The wife replies: ” I did. They were in your fishing box.”
 

taban

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
ایسی لڑکی کو بیوی کبهی نهیں بنانا چا ہئیے جو سلک کے پاجاما کو فشنگ بکس میں پیک کر دے
 

Zia Hydari

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
​Maryaa gayaa ghareeb banda biwi daay hathon


اگر وہ پاکستان میں ہوتا تو غیرت کی بنیاد پر قتل ہوچکا ہوتا، اس کے وہ بھی جس کے ساتھ وہ مچھلی پکڑ رہا تھا۔