How would you become Malik Riaz in Pakistan? No BS Responses Please

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Excluding all the rhetoric of ethics and morality.

Everyone in the world is your friend when you have money.

Everyone in the world spits on you when you are broke and lonely.

In the end no one really cares. There is no shortage of friends and well wishers when you have money in the bank. Everything revolves around it.

How would you become Malik Riaz in a country like Pakistan where corruption is institutionalized?

Again avoid and spare all the B*ll Sh*t responses and consider the following scenario:

You have $100 Million plus lying in your bank accounts in Pakistan.

Here are a few groups of people who would come knocking on your door

1. ISI, IB, MI and generals who want to know how you got this rich. They want their cut.

2. Heads of the political parties who want their cut.

3. Heads of armed gangs such as professional robbers and this also includes gangs of taliban type groups.

4. Getting tenders, passing on files to the top, fighting civil bureaucratic hurdles and 1001 elements of pain.

...........Now to reach to a point where this person is without using the perennial instinct of human beings thats as basic as taking water and that too in Pakistan, you got to be f**king kidding me.

Is Malik Riaz bad?
...Yes probably

Is he one heck of an inspiration?
....You bet your a**


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TellMe

Banned
Start your business after recruiting few retired army generals. I assume you should have some money to start business.

Our retired army generals has all the experience and influence to get all deal done for you. If you can not recruit generals then at least give some jobs to their children. In Pakistan our army is so much involved in running businesses and making money that they were sleeping when American took Osama from heart of Army Cant area.

Without bribing these generals you can become great business man like Malik Riaz. Political parties can not help you to become powerful because you never know when they are in power and when they are kicked out from power by army.
 

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Councller (250+ posts)
Start your business after recruiting few retired army generals. I assume you should have some money to start business.

Our retired army generals has all the experience and influence to get all deal done for you. If you can not recruit generals then at least give some jobs to their children. In Pakistan our army is so much involved in running businesses and making money that they were sleeping when American took Osama from heart of Army Cant area

Without bribing these generals you can become great business man like Malik Riaz. Political parties can not help you to become powerful because you never know when they are in power and when they are kicked out from power by army.
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inzimam

Councller (250+ posts)
Seriously, one positive aspect out of all this mess is that you can be anything you want. This guy isn't even matric pass and look at him.

Now I feel like I can be the president of the USA....SERIOUSLY.
 

EniGma90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Well He is an inspiration for me since 2005, when i first read about him... 1)Roman Abrhamovic, Malik Riaz and Warren Buffet..

Well ist and most important thing is that you will have to suffer a lot before reaching at such a stage, killing hard work, or i would say just wornk n work, but in proper direction not lyk a donkey..

100 million $ in acnt, man im going for a E&P or a drilling company, try to gather all the power hubs of my society, i.e army, police, bhatta maafia every body, to become stronger. Define some ethical rules for me which will not include Bribe, smuggling and saving tax :P
 

VivaPakistan

MPA (400+ posts)
Malik Riaz has been the GODFATHER in Pakistan but I am thinking how to become ZARDARI. In future, this term "ZARDARI" might be introduced in dictionaries and wikipedia's for the man even above GODFATHER as he is the ultimate beneficiary even when GODFATHER's fate is at risk.
 
Army is the key, backup your self with kan tutta's and invest on both sides of politicians, run a sham charity and give money to molvi and u succeed
 

Aleph

MPA (400+ posts)
You seriously think 100 million USD is required? In Pakistan almost everyone I know is a MR claimant. Everyone is the sh1t and is a "pohnchi huwi cheez". They are broke as hell, but that doesnt stop them from being bullsh1tters...

Excluding all the rhetoric of ethics and morality.

Everyone in the world is your friend when you have money.

Everyone in the world spits on you when you are broke and lonely.

In the end no one really cares. There is no shortage of friends and well wishers when you have money in the bank. Everything revolves around it.

How would you become Malik Riaz in a country like Pakistan where corruption is institutionalized?

Again avoid and spare all the B*ll Sh*t responses and consider the following scenario:

You have $100 Million plus lying in your bank accounts in Pakistan.

Here are a few groups of people who would come knocking on your door

1. ISI, IB, MI and generals who want to know how you got this rich. They want their cut.

2. Heads of the political parties who want their cut.

3. Heads of armed gangs such as professional robbers and this also includes gangs of taliban type groups.

4. Getting tenders, passing on files to the top, fighting civil bureaucratic hurdles and 1001 elements of pain.

...........Now to reach to a point where this person is without using the perennial instinct of human beings thats as basic as taking water and that too in Pakistan, you got to be f**king kidding me.

Is Malik Riaz bad?
...Yes probably

Is he one heck of an inspiration?
....You bet your a**


Rkfnb.jpg
 

drkjke

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Start your business after recruiting few retired army generals. I assume you should have some money to start business.

Our retired army generals has all the experience and influence to get all deal done for you. If you can not recruit generals then at least give some jobs to their children. In Pakistan our army is so much involved in running businesses and making money that they were sleeping when American took Osama from heart of Army Cant area.

Without bribing these generals you can become great business man like Malik Riaz. Political parties can not help you to become powerful because you never know when they are in power and when they are kicked out from power by army.

yes mostly true.
i remember a son of a retired general studied with us in collage.he used to bring a one karore ruppees land cruiser to come to collage,when i once asked him that how your father managed to buy you one karaore ruppees vehicle on 50 thousand ruppees per month pay?than he became angry and started abusing me that you bloody civilians are corrupt not we genearls (i used to go to collage on an ancient bus,me the bloody civilian
:(

anyway now let us forget namaaz (which not even one percent new generation says anyway).and recite "mairay watan kay sajeelay jawaan " song for general worshippers here(bigsmile).whose only reciting is this 24/7
 

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