How to Cleanse Pakistan from kuttas

[gazoomartian]

Received today from a brother


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When The Dogs Fell into the Village Well​

In a Pakistani village a kut ta (dog) fell into the village well.
The villagers went to a Molvi Sahib and asked him how to make the water "pak" (clean).
He said: "If you take out 200 buckets of water, the well will become "pak".
The villagers did the same. But the bad smell didn't go away.

So, the villagers went to another Molvi Sahib who instructed them to take out 400 buckets of water from the well. But the bad smell persisted.

Then the villagers went to a third Molvi Sahib, who asked, "Have you pulled the dog out of the well?"

The villagers said, "No."

The Molvi Shaib said, "Jahilo! Bewaqoofo!! Pehlay kut ta tou bahir nikal kar phenko - phir 200 baalti paani pkenko!!"

Moral of the Story:

Mere Piyarey Pakistani Bhaiyo aur Behno! Tumhumein bhee pehlay kut ta nikalna hon gey, phir hee Mulk Pak ho ga.





Pakistani Jaag jaain aur Mulk ko, teesre Molvi ke mashware sey, Pak karney ka kaam shuru karen!!

 

[basent]

We need pipe piper

 

[omerkuwait]

Laykin Gazoo iss baat ka faisla koon karay gaa k Kuttaa koon hai JO in corrupt politicians ko vote de ker select kerta hai yah HUD politicians. ?


(app ki kahani mai bi kuutay ka kasoor nahe logo ka kasoor hai) kia hayal hai?

 

[jh_haroon]

Received today from a brother


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When The Dogs Fell into the Village Well​

In a Pakistani village a kut ta (dog) fell into the village well.
The villagers went to a Molvi Sahib and asked him how to make the water "pak" (clean).
He said: "If you take out 200 buckets of water, the well will become "pak".
The villagers did the same. But the bad smell didn't go away.

So, the villagers went to another Molvi Sahib who instructed them to take out 400 buckets of water from the well. But the bad smell persisted.

Then the villagers went to a third Molvi Sahib, who asked, "Have you pulled the dog out of the well?"

The villagers said, "No."

The Molvi Shaib said, "Jahilo! Bewaqoofo!! Pehlay kut ta tou bahir nikal kar phenko - phir 200 baalti paani pkenko!!"

Moral of the Story:

Mere Piyarey Pakistani Bhaiyo aur Behno! Tumhumein bhee pehlay kut ta nikalna hon gey, phir hee Mulk Pak ho ga.





Pakistani Jaag jaain aur Mulk ko, teesre Molvi ke mashware sey, Pak karney ka kaam shuru karen!!

But the problem is villagers have only one "Kut ta" and our well is full of "Kuttas".
and
villagers "Kut ta" was dead but the "Kuttas" in our well are alive and know they are occupying our village.
Now the only way to clean our village from these "Bloody Kuttas" is that all villagers in our village make a stand against them and take some action to let them out.

 

[harisuae]

Laykin Gazoo iss baat ka faisla koon karay gaa k Kuttaa koon hai JO in corrupt politicians ko vote de ker select kerta hai yah HUD politicians. ?


(app ki kahani mai bi kuutay ka kasoor nahe logo ka kasoor hai) kia hayal hai?

I think this is insult of Awam calling them *****. They trust these politicians expecting that this time they'll do some thing for awam, but the politicians did not change their mind.

Awam ka kasoor bhi hai lakin politicians better deserve this title.

 

[omerkuwait]

I think this is insult of Awam calling them *****. They trust these politicians expecting that this time they'll do some thing for awam, but the politicians did not change their mind.

Awam ka kasoor bhi hai lakin politicians better deserve this title.

mai tou perhnay walo say sawal ker raha hon k app k hiyal say kon ziada zimaydaar hai.

no my dear i m not isulting awaam bcoz mai b tou AWAAM hoon yar.
magar unn logo ko BURA kehnay mai koee haraj nahe joo apnay zati mufaad per
country k mufaad ko qurbaan ker deytey hain.(kisi bari job k leye paisay k leye ya kisi ohdey k leye)

(aub logo nay PPPP ko check ker hee liya na 3 saal tak tou kia kiaaa PPPP nay ? magar phir b bohat say loog aaj b jaha PPPP ka jaloos hota hai yah dhool wala hota hai waha PPPP k loog bhangrey daltey hain) tou kia hau yeh sub?

 

[barhaich]

We need pipe piper

You mean pied piper.

 

[PAINDO]

gazoo g ****** di te khir a per jida soor khowey vich a oda ka kariey

 

[Wadaich]

An Open Letter to the Gazoo, the Chachoo of this forum

Received today from a brother

​

When The Dogs Fell into the Village Well​

In a Pakistani village a kut ta (dog) fell into the village well.
The villagers went to a Molvi Sahib and asked him how to make the water "pak" (clean).
He said: "If you take out 200 buckets of water, the well will become "pak".
The villagers did the same. But the bad smell didn't go away.

So, the villagers went to another Molvi Sahib who instructed them to take out 400 buckets of water from the well. But the bad smell persisted.

Then the villagers went to a third Molvi Sahib, who asked, "Have you pulled the dog out of the well?"

The villagers said, "No."

The Molvi Shaib said, "Jahilo! Bewaqoofo!! Pehlay kut ta tou bahir nikal kar phenko - phir 200 baalti paani pkenko!!"

Moral of the Story:

Mere Piyarey Pakistani Bhaiyo aur Behno! Tumhumein bhee pehlay kut ta nikalna hon gey, phir hee Mulk Pak ho ga.

Pakistani Jaag jaain aur Mulk ko, teesre Molvi ke mashware sey, Pak karney ka kaam shuru karen!!

Subject: An Open Letter to the Mr. Gazoo, the only Chachoo of this forum to get the K.U.T.T.A out of the well

Dear Doing Nothing, and Uncle of this Forum!

The undersigned is directed to refer to a post, posted by a highly esteemed, respected, very nice, patriot, humane, intelligent veteran of Siasat.pk. This forum hereby requests you to please, being a very very very old and gold, and to some extent very lesser intelligent and learned, more aggressive and outspoken veteran of this forum, please get into the well and get the "*****" out. The rest of the members who are very young, beautiful, energetic, intelligent, and brains will get 400 buckets to complete the process.

2. All the forum fellows have tied very high hopes with your excellent track record on such tasks. A compliance to the request made in para above, will be highly appreciated by the members with their thumbs up. Looking forward for an early action on the subject issue.

Sincerely Yours,

Warraich.
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[ishwaq]

sawal yeh paida hota hey kay us may ***** kyun gira,Agar hum (awam) ney well ki hifazat ki hoti tu aaj hamara well her qisam ki g.a.n.d.a.g.i say pak hota.

 

[Wadaich]

sawal yeh paida hota hey kay us may ***** kyun gira,Agar hum (awam) ney well ki hifazat ki hoti tu aaj hamara well her qisam ki g.a.n.d.a.g.i say pak hota.

Professor Sahib!
You need to take some lectures from Gazoo Chachoo.

 

[muhraheel]

jaisi awam waise hukmaran

 

[Nice2MU]

Received today from a brother


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When The Dogs Fell into the Village Well​

In a Pakistani village a kut ta (dog) fell into the village well.
The villagers went to a Molvi Sahib and asked him how to make the water "pak" (clean).
He said: "If you take out 200 buckets of water, the well will become "pak".
The villagers did the same. But the bad smell didn't go away.

So, the villagers went to another Molvi Sahib who instructed them to take out 400 buckets of water from the well. But the bad smell persisted.

Then the villagers went to a third Molvi Sahib, who asked, "Have you pulled the dog out of the well?"

The villagers said, "No."

The Molvi Shaib said, "Jahilo! Bewaqoofo!! Pehlay kut ta tou bahir nikal kar phenko - phir 200 baalti paani pkenko!!"

Moral of the Story:

Mere Piyarey Pakistani Bhaiyo aur Behno! Tumhumein bhee pehlay kut ta nikalna hon gey, phir hee Mulk Pak ho ga.





Pakistani Jaag jaain aur Mulk ko, teesre Molvi ke mashware sey, Pak karney ka kaam shuru karen!!

Dear Gazooo, which dog(s) are you talking about? There are many dogs and all are alive. Though some dogs and bitch have been sent to other world but their descendants are still their in the "Well of Parliament and both PM & President houses.

We have to first kick them off then we can purify Pakistan.

 

[gazoomartian]

Re: An Open Letter to the Gazoo, the Chachoo of this forum

Subject: An Open Letter to the Mr. Gazoo, the only Chachoo of this forum to get the K.U.T.T.A out of the well

Dear Doing Nothing, and Uncle of this Forum!

The undersigned is directed to refer to a post, posted by a highly esteemed, respected, very nice, patriot, humane, intelligent veteran of Siasat.pk. This forum hereby requests you to please, being a very very very old and gold, and to some extent very lesser intelligent and learned, more aggressive and outspoken veteran of this forum, please get into the well and get the "*****" out. The rest of the members who are very young, beautiful, energetic, intelligent, and brains will get 400 buckets to complete the process.

2. All the forum fellows have tied very high hopes with your excellent track record on such tasks. A compliance to the request made in para above, will be highly appreciated by the members with their thumbs up. Looking forward for an early action on the subject issue.

Sincerely Yours,

Warraich.
​

arey yaar tum ney marva dya mujhey

 

[gazoomartian]

Received today from a brother


​

When The Dogs Fell into the Village Well​

In a Pakistani village a kut ta (dog) fell into the village well.
The villagers went to a Molvi Sahib and asked him how to make the water "pak" (clean).
He said: "If you take out 200 buckets of water, the well will become "pak".
The villagers did the same. But the bad smell didn't go away.

So, the villagers went to another Molvi Sahib who instructed them to take out 400 buckets of water from the well. But the bad smell persisted.

Then the villagers went to a third Molvi Sahib, who asked, "Have you pulled the dog out of the well?"

The villagers said, "No."

The Molvi Shaib said, "Jahilo! Bewaqoofo!! Pehlay kut ta tou bahir nikal kar phenko - phir 200 baalti paani pkenko!!"

Moral of the Story:

Mere Piyarey Pakistani Bhaiyo aur Behno! Tumhumein bhee pehlay kut ta nikalna hon gey, phir hee Mulk Pak ho ga.





Pakistani Jaag jaain aur Mulk ko, teesre Molvi ke mashware sey, Pak karney ka kaam shuru karen!!

جب کوئی اس قسم کی بات لکھتا ہے تو اسکا مقصد صرف لوگوں کو جگانا ہوتا ہے ، مناظرہ شروع کرنا نہیں -

لکھنے والے کے دل میں پاکستان کا درد ظاہر ہوتا ہے

ویسے ہماری عوام کا قصور نہیں ہے اس لیے کہ ووٹ دیتے وقت انکے ذہنوں میں بڑی مثبت توققات ہوتی ہیں لیکن یہ ' کتے' ووٹ لے کر دھوکہ دے دیتے ہیں​