Golden Employment Scheme - Tribute to IK

farooq22

Minister (2k+ posts)
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Indeed Pappu Niazi Choha Mar Income Support Program (PNCISP) is great work of Pasha Party in KPK. Trillion of times better than Benazier Income Support Program and PM Income Support program or CM Punjab Income Support Program. Full marks to Pappu Niazi and his Pappu Burgers specially Asad Umer and CM TeeliPhelwan for conceiving this super genius master piece. Most famous on social media, with few slides paying tribute taken from social media are pasted with this post.

Pathun brothers were cursing KPK Pasha Party Government for unemployment, what a master piece. Just bring head of a Choha, no NADRA verification/DNA test of Choha head or any other government job formalities. Lavish income, kill 10 Choha a day and earn Rs 3000/- a day, over Rs 1 lakh a month. You can not get this package in Government or private jobs.


Claps for Pasha Party (clap)(clap)

Pappu Burgers doing as Lafafa social media workers, go hunt
Choha, take it to Bani Gala or Pappu Nazim office, get reward, guarantee will beg more buck s
as you get for posting propaganda thread here.

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Don302

Minister (2k+ posts)
2 saal dhaandli ka rona rony, dharnay dene aur kuriyan nachaany mein guzaar dye ye saal chohy maarny mein. wah khaan teriyan policiyan.
 

3rd_Umpire

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
ارے ناراض کیوں ھو رھے ھو، جو چوھے تم جیسے پٹواریوں کے پچھواڑے میں چُھپے بیٹھے ھیں ،اُس پر 3000 روپے کا انعام ھے
 

saadmahhmood83

Minister (2k+ posts)
2 saal dhaandli ka rona rony, dharnay dene aur kuriyan nachaany mein guzaar dye ye saal chohy maarny mein. wah khaan teriyan policiyan.

In battle of NYC vs. rats, the rats appear to be winning

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In this Dec. 12, 2005 file photo, a rat comes briefly out of its hole at a subway stop in the Brooklyn borough of New York City.



NEW YORK - To many in New York City, the rats are winning.

The city's complaint hotline is on pace for a record year of rat calls, exceeding the more than 24,000 over each of the last two years.
Blistering audits have faulted efforts to fight what one official called a "rat crisis." And even jaded New Yorkers were both disgusted and a little impressed by "Pizza Rat," the plucky rodent in a recent viral YouTube clip seen dragging a large cheese slice down a subway stairwell.

The public perception of the crisis was probably not helped by a report released in March saying that rats in New York City carry fleas and other parasites capable of transmitting bubonic plague and other virulent diseases.
Nora Prentice, who lives on Manhattan's Upper West Side, has repeatedly complained to the city about a colony of about 200 rats in a neighborhood park.

"It's like the Burning Man of rats," she said. "They're just sitting there in a lawn chair waiting for you. . I don't know what the city can do about this rat condominium. It's really gross."

Prentice said that she avoids the area because of the rats and that complaints she filed with the city were closed after officials told her they were "working on the problem."

"It means you can't lay down and relax in that park," she said. "What kind of an answer is this?"
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Watch: Rat stirs up chaos on New York City subway


Such gripes have found an advocate in Comptroller Scott Stringer, the city's top financial officer, who has taken on the self-appointed role of rat czar. In separate audits over the past two years, he has criticized the city's health department for not responding quickly enough to rat complaints, and the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, which runs the subways.

"The MTA is constantly reminding riders to clean up after themselves, but they're setting a poor example by letting piles of trash on the tracks fester for months on end," Stringer said in May, according to CBS New York.
"This is a daily, stomach-turning insult to millions of straphangers, and it's unworthy of a world-class city."
Such breakdowns, he says, have allowed rats to thrive.

"I've seen rats walking upright, saying, 'Good morning, Mr. Comptroller," he said. "It's unsightly to see rats running through neighborhoods like they actually bought a co-op somewhere."

New York officials who have been fighting the battle for decades say rising complaint numbers don't mean there are more rats, and they argue the rat population has actually been holding steady the past few years.
A Columbia University doctoral student using statistical analysis last year estimated the number of rats in the city at 2 million, claiming to debunk a popular theory that there is one rat for each of the city's 8.4 million people. But scientists and city officials say it's impossible to accurately estimate the number.
"There's no way to do that," said Caroline Bragdon, a city's health department scientist and resident rat expert. Scientists can estimate the number of rats in a fixed area, like a park, by counting burrows and multiplying it by 10, but larger estimates are just not accurate, she said.
The spike in complaints of rat sightings and conditions attracting rodents is probably because garbage was left festering on sidewalks during last winter's large snowfalls, and registering complaints is easier now with the city's 311 complaint line smartphone app, Bragdon said.

Bragdon's team responds to such complaints, compiles a citywide "rat index" and inspects dozens of buildings each month. What started as a team of less than a dozen has now expanded to nearly 50 people, working with a nearly $3 million annual budget to implement the latest push to control rodents.
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Urban rat catchers club


Mayor Bill de Blasio's new "rat reservoir" plan targets communities with the highest number of rat complaints and seeks to dismantle habitats and food sources. That effort includes setting traps, installing rodent-resistant trash cans and working on legislation that would require restaurants to hose away sludge from dripping garbage.
Every little bit helps, Bragdon said. Unlike the voracious Pizza Rat, she says, most rats need only an about an ounce of food and water daily to survive.

"It's an apple core, it's a piece of a hotdog, a couple of chips. It's the crumbs," she said. "You'd much rather prevent rats from being here than treat them with poison after they're here."
But not all new techniques have worked out.

State Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli released an audit finding little tangible success from a pilot program by the MTA to rid the subways of rats by removing trash cans from some stations, forcing riders to go above ground to throw away their garbage. The audit said the MTA had mostly selected stations with low rodent sightings to begin with, so it was hard to gauge any reduction.
"There are a lot of rats, especially at night," subway rider Yessenia Alvarez said as she waited on a platform in Harlem. "When they come out, it's like they're everywhere."
City health inspectors regularly scour the city, poking into sewer grates and crawling under park foliage, searching for the signs many would never notice: tiny mounds of dirt that lead to an underground rat burrow, streaks in walls about an inch off the ground left by greasy fur, or tiny holes the critters can crawl through.
"Here's a big burrow, and it's fresh," Bragdon said during a recent inspection of a small park in Manhattan's Chinatown neighborhood, notorious for its rat problem.
As she pointed to the hole, a furry little head popped out, revealing one of the newest generation of New York City rats.
 
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farooq22

Minister (2k+ posts)
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Agar Papu Niazi Choha Mar Income Support Program ko kamyabi na mili to KPK Pappu Choha Mar Police Squad be train hu gia.

Social media sy utho, choha maro, KPK Pappu Choha Mar Police Squad active hu gia, to total loss hu jie ga income ka
 

ajaved

MPA (400+ posts)
@farooq22 ap sahae kah rahay hain jinhain ham shair samjhay thay wo chohay nikalay... iss lea ab chohon ka shikar kar rahay.. jo shair indian agent ka naam letay hoi daray.. wo chohay say bhe badtar hai
 

farooq22

Minister (2k+ posts)
@farooq22 ap sahae kah rahay hain jinhain ham shair samjhay thay wo chohay nikalay... iss lea ab chohon ka shikar kar rahay.. jo shair indian agent ka naam letay hoi daray.. wo chohay say bhe badtar hai


Wasey sahi kam par Pathan bahion ko lagia, pasion ka arrangement be wasey hua, Peshawar mein freezer chohoon ki dead bodies sy bar gie hien, Pappu Nazim keh raha h Pappu Niazi Choha Mar Income Support Program sy paisa Monday ko release hu ga.

 

idrees2be2002

Minister (2k+ posts)
You belong in a mental asylum, don't understand why maryam safdar hired you

Mujhe bhi yeh shaq ho raha tha ke yeh donkey PMLN walo ne hire ka hua hai, leken abh 110% sure ho gaya houn.
Acha kabhi bhi is bande ne koi genuine baath source k sath nahi kia.
 

mrmodish

Councller (250+ posts)
CM punjab will copy that by declaring 300 Rupees for each Dengue mosquito...... You just have to wait till September :lol:
 

karella

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
پشاور میں چوہا مار مہم پر وہ لوگ مزاق کر رہے جنکا اپنا لیڈر کئی سال تک پُٹھا ہیٹ پہن کے مچھروں اور انکے انڈوں کے خلاف آپریشن کرتا رہا ہے
 

Admiral

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)

Summary of the thread:
Pappu Niazi
Pasha Party
KPK
Pappu Burgers
Lafafa social media
Bani Gala
Pappu Nazim
Propaganda

You will find these keywords in all his threads, and the rest of material in his writings is garbage.
 
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:lol:کوئی ایک بھی جہانگیری چپڑاسی ایسا نہیں جو چوہوں کے ایشو پہ شرمندہ ہوا ہو الٹا اس کا الزام بھی پنجاب پر
 

Killthecorrupts

Senator (1k+ posts)
پٹواری لیگ کی مثال یہودی قوم کی ہے جس کو حضرت موسی نے کہا تھا کہ تممہارے پیچھے سے ہاتھی گزر جاتا ہے لیکن تمہے خبر نہی ہوتی لیکن آگے سے چونٹی گزرنے پر طوفان برپا کرتے ہو۔