Editor of this video should be awarded an Oscar... HAHAH!

mubarik Shah

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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Londoner/Lahori

Minister (2k+ posts)
hmmm pakistan? Wahan sirf hamara business,
agar woh baywuqoof loge humain hukumat datay hain tou,
they are welcome.

JAGDAY RAHNA, SADHAY TAY NA REHNA.

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Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
NA 120 kay bachon ka apni maan Kulsoom kay naam aik khutt!

Maan! O humari maan! Tum kahan ho?

Maan tum nay jab se humein janam dia hay, aik bar bhi to aa kar humari khabar na li keh hum kis haal mein hein?
Khud to Jati Umra aur Murree, London kay mahuulon mein naukar chakron aur beshumar BMWs kay sath shaan se rehti ho
aur aik hum hein jinhein sur chupanay kay liay chutt bhi muyassar nahin hay, aur na hi khanay ko kuch? Jab garbage kay dhairon se bhi kuch na milay to
bhookay so jatay hein! Na bijli hay aur na gas, na hi peenay ka saaf pani. Zara si barish hoti hay to gutter ka pani humaray gharon mein ghuss jata hay jissay hum peenay par majboor ho jatay hein! Na humaray ilaqay mein koi school hay aur na hi koi hospital Tum to London jakar ilaj karwa leti ho, hum kahan jayein?

Maan! Tumhari beshumar betian ghurbat kay hathon majboor hokar logon kay gharon mein kaam karna parta hay, jahan unhein 18 ghuntay kaam karnay kay bawajood bhi aik waqt ki roti nahin milti, balkeh aksar to bhooka sona parta hay..Zara zara si baat par maar peet iskay ilawa hay! Tumhein yeh sari khabein milti rehti hein lekin kia tumhari mamta kabhi inn baton par humaray liay tarpi? Bilkul bhi nahin! Agar tarapti to aik bar to aa kar humara pata karti?

Nahin maan nahin! Ab election honay wala hay to humara vote lenay kay liay tumhein humari yaad ayi! Maan tum nay pehlay hi humein bahut bewaqoof bana lia hay lekin ab mazeed nahin! Sach mein to tumharay bachay Maryam aur Hassan Hussain hi hein jinhein tum din mein suttar suttar khanay banwa kar khilati ho? Dekho to kaisay dumbay ho rahay hein? Nahin ab hum tumhein bilkul bhi vote nahin dein gay! Abba ko jo itnay arsay se vote day rahay hein? uss nay kia kia humaray liay, siwae mulki khazanay loot kar tumhari tajorian bharnay kay?

Nahin Maan Nahin! Ab hum vote kisi aisi shakhsiat ko dein gay Jis mein mamta ki sachi jhalak nazar aye, jo kafi arsay se apna waqat humaray ilaqay mein guzar rahi hay, jo khud humaray darwazay par aakar poochti hay humein kia takleef hay, aur huttul wasah humaray dukhon ka madawa bhi karti hay....Maan uska naam hay Yasmin Rashid....mamta ki aik mukammal tasweer! Hum to apna vote ussay dein gay!..Maan tumhari kaath ki hundia to jal chukki....jisay hum bhookay logon ki aag nay bhusm
kar dia! Jahan tak mera taulluq hay, Kulsoom bibi tum to kabhi meri maan thi hi nahin!
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