Compromise reached as moonsighting app ‘The Ruet’ to have popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

[Imran the legend]

ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry and the Ruet-e-Hilal committee was overcome after a compromise was reached in the launch of the moonsighting app.

Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry on Thursday announced that ‘The Ruet’ mobile application which displays the various phases of, and other real-time information about, the moon, will have its own popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman.

‘The Ruet’, which is available on the Google Play store for download, has a digitalised Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman attached to the lunar calendar, which exclusively announces the Eid dates on one’s device.

“While the lunar calendar for the next five years would be visible on The Ruet, all Eid dates will have Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman in the background,” Chaudhry said.

The main features of ‘The Ruet’ include, current phase and age of the moon, Islamic Hijri Calendar, setting location manually to any coordinates in Pakistan, and regular screen time to all present and past members of the Ruet-e-Hilal committee.

“Furthermore, on the eve of every Eid, Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman will pop up from your app to confirm that the Eid mood has been sighted,” Chaudhry added.
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[shafali]

This compromise was not needed.

 

[HimSar]

Freaking hell! Never liked that munib guy and now he agrees with the extremely sensitive sharia issue coz he gets to moonlight on the app??! All problems solved? And we still are not rid of him or his avatar??!
Who are these people!!
Hopefully they'll have options to change the pop-up character to who so ever's sweet voice we want to hear, announcing Eid. Let's face it, some might switch to popalzai..

 

[stoic]

ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry and the Ruet-e-Hilal committee was overcome after a compromise was reached in the launch of the moonsighting app.

Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry on Thursday announced that ‘The Ruet’ mobile application which displays the various phases of, and other real-time information about, the moon, will have its own popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman.

‘The Ruet’, which is available on the Google Play store for download, has a digitalised Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman attached to the lunar calendar, which exclusively announces the Eid dates on one’s device.

“While the lunar calendar for the next five years would be visible on The Ruet, all Eid dates will have Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman in the background,” Chaudhry said.

The main features of ‘The Ruet’ include, current phase and age of the moon, Islamic Hijri Calendar, setting location manually to any coordinates in Pakistan, and regular screen time to all present and past members of the Ruet-e-Hilal committee.

“Furthermore, on the eve of every Eid, Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman will pop up from your app to confirm that the Eid mood has been sighted,” Chaudhry added.
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What the fk seriously!?

 

[muhammadadeel]

منافقت مولوی
اسلام جو بیچو

 

[muhammadadeel]

Freaking hell! Never liked that munib guy and now he agrees with the extremely sensitive sharia issue coz he gets to moonlight on the app??! All problems solved? And we still are not rid of him or his avatar??!
Who are these people!!
Hopefully they'll have options to change the pop-up character to who so ever's sweet voice we want to hear, announcing Eid. Let's face it, some might switch to popalzai..

مزہبی سوداگر

 

[muhammadadeel]

This compromise was not needed.

منافق مولوی کیا اس سب کے بغیر مان جاتا

 

[stoic]

Your leaders are used to eating their own shit. Nothing new.

At least they are self sufficient, unlike your whore spawn so called leaders who like to lap up everything dribbling out of modi's gobbar filled arse followed eagerly by their dumbarse low life motherfker followers.

 

[muhammadadeel]

In simple words, the app is just a Fawad Ape and Eid will be confirmed by the molvis. You potties are bound to eat your own shit.

منافق چودھری سے اتنا ہی ہونا تھا

 

[Will_Bite]

This sounds like news from the onion

 

[stoic]

Hehehe take your moonsighting app in your ass and lick the balls of your demigod Niazi, ya filthy Jewish twats.

Sure, carry on making your arse jealous of your maggot infested mouth with all the shit coming out of it every minute of the day.

 

[stoic]

Oh yes, after using this shitty potty eye app don't forget to flush the toilet.

App or no app, mufti muneeb will still be sticking the hubble telescope up patwari's arses to spot the brain that doesn't exist.

 

[desan]

Sarcasm and trolling to the next level!!!

 

[Khan125]

ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry and the Ruet-e-Hilal committee was overcome after a compromise was reached in the launch of the moonsighting app.

Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry on Thursday announced that ‘The Ruet’ mobile application which displays the various phases of, and other real-time information about, the moon, will have its own popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman.

‘The Ruet’, which is available on the Google Play store for download, has a digitalised Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman attached to the lunar calendar, which exclusively announces the Eid dates on one’s device.

“While the lunar calendar for the next five years would be visible on The Ruet, all Eid dates will have Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman in the background,” Chaudhry said.

The main features of ‘The Ruet’ include, current phase and age of the moon, Islamic Hijri Calendar, setting location manually to any coordinates in Pakistan, and regular screen time to all present and past members of the Ruet-e-Hilal committee.

“Furthermore, on the eve of every Eid, Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman will pop up from your app to confirm that the Eid mood has been sighted,” Chaudhry added.
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Fawad chodry ko circus me bhej dena chahey

 

[stoic]

Beware! Mufti will be spying on Niazi while he's sniffing cocaine in the toilet.

Instead he spotted maryam sniffing bajwa's ass for NRO.

 

[stoic]

What did Aleema baji do to make Niazi the PM?

Apparently whatever she did wasn't good as compared to what nawaz and his family are capable of since they've been in power for 30 or so years

 

[KhanSuppporter]

I would like to see how this molbi comes out of the app ?.

 

[KhanSuppporter]

I think this compromise is ok. They will this molbi on the app for a while before he disappears.

 

[الرضا]

I think this compromise is ok. They will this molbi on the app for a while before he disappears.

مطلب صاف ہے کہ عمران نیازی کی نحوست کی وجہ سے فواد گینڈے کا یہ ایپ بھی ناکام ہو گیا ہے۔ عید تب ہوگی جب مولوی اعلان کرے گا۔
آپ اس ایپ کی فوٹو کاپی نکلوا کر تعویذ بنا لیں اور پنکی باجی کے تکیے کے نیچے چھپا دیں۔​

 

[HimSar]

In simple words, the app is just a Fawad Ape and Eid will be confirmed by the molvis. You potties are bound to eat your own shit.

Or the chipmunks, if you can change the character in the app. Read again, their cartoons will announce it, not validate/confirm.
BTW, you seem to have a toilet fetish. Which place in India are you from? I have some good friends from the south who can help you get one. You're welcome.