Andaz-e-Bayan Aur !!! (Aur Aap Ke Raye??)

messam

MPA (400+ posts)
:P:P:P(bigsmile)(bigsmile)(bigsmile)

Agar Pakistani Awam Mai Aqal hoti to kia hota?

. Fazal-ur-Rehman kisi School ka chokidaar hota. (Bachaa aaj tum late aaya hai kaan pakar lo)

. Ch. Brothers fields mai Tractor chalaatay. (Yaar ais waari fassal sahi hoyi tau waich k aik Cow hor lay lain gay)

. Sheereen Rehman kisi tandoor par Rotian laga rahi hoti. (Array bahhan Itnay baray Pairay mut banaya kar..JO kara raha hai Amrika kara raha hai)

. Sheikh Rasheed Bus Conducatori kar raha hota. (Faiza baaad ooooo Faizaa baaad!!!)

. Nawaz Sharif Arbion kay Camels chara raha hota. (Hooooo HOH.... moooooooooch mooooooooooch)

. Asif Zardari
Americans kay ****** nehlata. (O my sweet kid Ummmmmmmuaaa.. My sweet tommy love u , ummmmmmmmuaaaaaa)

. Pervaiz Musharaf rifle pakar kar National Bank kay gate par khara hota. (Naaa Paa jee cheque pay 2 sign karvao .. )

Firdous Ashiq Awan Akhaaron mein Dangal Larti (AAAAAAAAAhhhh BAKRIII)

. Altaf Hussain buson may Manjan baichta hota. (Manjan lay lo Manjan.. !!)


Aur aap.. AAp jo is waqt is ko parh rahay hein aap "President" hotay.!!! (clap)(clap)

Ziada khush naa hon , Aankhein kholain Q k Jo ooper likha hai aisa kuch nahi hai...

:lol:

Wese aap kya kahtay hein ... Continue this list.....
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
:P:P:P(bigsmile)(bigsmile)(bigsmile)

Agar Pakistani Awam Mai Aqal hoti to kia hota?

. Fazal-ur-Rehman kisi School ka chokidaar hota. (Bachaa aaj tum late aaya hai kaan pakar lo)

. Ch. Brothers fields mai Tractor chalaatay. (Yaar ais waari fassal sahi hoyi tau waich k aik Cow hor lay lain gay)

. Sheereen Rehman kisi tandoor par Rotian laga rahi hoti. (Array bahhan Itnay baray Pairay mut banaya kar..JO kara raha hai Amrika kara raha hai)

. Sheikh Rasheed Bus Conducatori kar raha hota. (Faiza baaad ooooo Faizaa baaad!!!)

. Nawaz Sharif Arbion kay Camels chara raha hota. (Hooooo HOH.... moooooooooch mooooooooooch)

. Asif Zardari
Americans kay ****** nehlata. (O my sweet kid Ummmmmmmuaaa.. My sweet tommy love u , ummmmmmmmuaaaaaa)

. Pervaiz Musharaf rifle pakar kar National Bank kay gate par khara hota. (Naaa Paa jee cheque pay 2 sign karvao .. )

Firdous Ashiq Awan Akhaaron mein Dangal Larti (AAAAAAAAAhhhh BAKRIII)

. Altaf Hussain buson may Manjan baichta hota. (Manjan lay lo Manjan.. !!)


Aur aap.. AAp jo is waqt is ko parh rahay hein aap "President" hotay.!!! (clap)(clap)

Ziada khush naa hon , Aankhein kholain Q k Jo ooper likha hai aisa kuch nahi hai...

:lol:

Wese aap kya kahtay hein ... Continue this list.....



Absolutely Ridiculous
How dare you degrade our Great Leader
He is a Fully Qualified Choran Seller and you want him to sell Manjan


 

FaisalKh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)


He is a Fully Qualified Choran Seller and you want him to sell Manjan

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He is a Pakistani raadhay mohan (sikandar sanam) of Tere naam part 2 [hilar]. video was very funny... he really looks chooran seller or he might have natural talent... [hilar] Seriously no offence but the name given to taffu (Choran Leader) is extremely hilarious i cant stop [hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]
 
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FaisalKh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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what a smart reverse pun wahwah kya dandan shikan jawab dya hai aap ney (clap)(clap)

Sir G with due respect kya aap ke paaas wo indian filmon wala phopat to nahi hai???(cry) its second time i want to write something and u have already posted it (bigsmile)
 
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FaisalKh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Imran Khan Play Boy turned extremist & failed politician.

Bhai sahab kab tak kisi ki personal zindagi ko lekar apnay leaders ki defend kartay rahogay. Come up with something about politics or else there are many stories about "everyone" but that is very cheap to discuss someone's personal life here on the name of politics... hope u will learn it soon as u r not alone...
 

messam

MPA (400+ posts)
Absolutely Ridiculous
How dare you degrade our Great Leader
He is a Fully Qualified Choran Seller and you want him to sell Manjan


Dekhaa ho gayi naa galti. Mere zahhan mein thaa k pyaray TAFU bhai kuch baicha kartay thay bus mein.. Ab wo Chooran say Manjan tak kese pohancha yeh meri MISHTAKE hai.. Isi liye kahtay hein K ilm poora rakhna chahiye faqt aap k zahhan mein jo image ho usko ilfaaz mein nahi dhaalna chhahiye.. Sorry TAfoooooooooooo.....
 

messam

MPA (400+ posts)
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]
He is a Pakistani raadhay mohan (sikandar sanam) of Tere naam part 2 [hilar]. video was very funny... he really looks chooran seller or he might have natural talent... [hilar] Seriously no offence but the name given to taffu (Choran Leader) is extremely hilarious i cant stop [hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]

Dekho Bhai .. Aik galati mein nay kee Altaf BHai ko Manjan walaa kah k jub k he is Chooran seller i mean "KHAT MITHAA Choorannn"...... Aik galati aap nay kee.. He is infact "AADHAY MOHAN" not Radhay mohan....He was the great Talented Sikander Sanam.. And you may call him "Dabaa Lay Gareeb kee RAQQAM"
:P
 

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